(in the most scornful tone a rebellious youth could have) Yo.
It's me, Captain TOM. Syzygy1 forcefully pried me from my bodacious babe-bangin' and trapped me here on this dumb forum. They want me to ask you about your favourite Atari 2600 games. Look, I like Atari, but not the freakin' fantasy games. SwordQuest sucks. Centipede would be good if they quit the Smurf-wannabe "enchanted forest" bullcrap. So if you send me those kinds of games, then expect no response. Seriously.
Originating on Earth in the 22nd century, the Outer Space Peace Force (OSPF) is determined to protect the universe at all costs. With a diverse lineup consisting of members of every race, the force provides Earthlings with hope and the knowledge that their planet will be free from all evil.
Here are the members:
Jake Jupiter - American. Born in Tennessee, Jake is an expert pilot who worked as a test pilot before becoming the leader of the force. His dad died when he was 5 years