Flack's Daily Smack

It's really hot here too - too hot to think of snappy comebacks. Hence, these are really dumb:

 

"So, is it hot enough for ya?"

 

(Delirium)

 

"Sure, I'll have a banana!"

 

(Sarcasm)

 

"I seem to have lost the hearing in my left ear due to the heatstroke I'm experiencing. Could you please repeat yourself?"

 

"Are you nuts!? I'm freezing! Do you have a sweater I could borrow?"

 

(Misinterpret the question)

 

"Naw... plaid was never my thing."

 

"A touch heavy on the eyeshadow, but not bad!"

 

(Denial)

 

"Why is everything around here my fault? I'm not running this business alone, you know!"

 

(Religious)

 

"God is punishing us for our sins; We must repent! Join me and together and we'll convince the others to do the same."

My favorite so far has been, "not to me -- my nipples are rock hard!" I don't know how appropriate it would be at work, but I still liked it. My other favorite has been, "it's just Jesus preparing us for hell."

My old black del Sol would get to 140 in the summer. I have a light blue S2000 now, it doesn't get nearly as hot. I don't know if it's the color of the paint, or if the soft top lets the heat out better.

"Hot enough for you?"

 

"No, it's not hot enough. Why don't I warm myself up by setting your ass on fire?"