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Da Fairs


Flack

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Sunday was our famlly's first official visit to the Great State Fair of Oklahoma. While this year's Fair commercials constantly remind us that this is Oklahoma's 100th Birthday, I wouldn't have known it simply by attending. I didn't see a banner, sign, or even a birthday cake marking the event. But, I CAN tell you that this is the 100th anniversary of the Fair paying homeless people minimum wage to work there. Even before we reached the gate we met the hippie who charges you $5 to park, the young black kid who won't get off his cell phone long enough to tell you where to park, the senile old lady who sells you tickets and ignores any questions you might ask, and the unemployeed biker dude who simply growls when you hand him your ticket at the gate. Stereotypes for the win!

 

We decided to hit the fair Sunday morning before the crowds arrived, and that part of our plan went well. Mason and Morgan are still young enough that we can trick them into believing the free stuff is fun. The kids had a good time looking at horses and watching the FFA students shave sheep. Then we walked through some of the buildings. The kids got some free trinkets and Susan and I enjoyed the free air conditioning.

 

Due to Susan's lapband surgery I have lost my long time eating partner. While at the fair I had an Indian Taco, a deep-fried Snickers, and a jug of Root Beer. Susan didn't have anything. The kids didn't want anything. Fools. Before heading out I took Mason through part of the Midway. He still things all the games are on the up and up and doesn't know why I would rather take him to Toys R Us and buy him something than let him waste money throwing darts at balloons.

 

Here's a quick game we can play. Match these items with their correct Fair prices:

 

Items: One Adult Ticket to the Fair, Parking, Indian Taco, Pizza on a Stick, Jug of Root Beer, Deep Fried Twinkee, 20oz Coke

 

Prices: $3, $4, $5, $5, $7, $8, $8

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I know what you mean about kids and carny games. They see the big prizes and figure they have a good chance of winning.

 

There's really three types of games:

1. big prizes - near impossible to win

2. competitive with one winner but size prize of prize depends on the number of players (i.e. the value of the prize is significantly less than the total $$ taken in)

3. easy win but small prize (so the value of the prize is less than the fee)

 

So the only way to win is to not play - which isn't appealing to kids.

 

I was a carny at the Calgary Stampede one summer. The game was a to knock the bottles over with a ball. The prize was ridiculously small, but you could trade up to bigger prizes if you won multiple times. I remember one guy who must have spent $50 trading up to our biggest prize.

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That's exactly right. The game Mason wanted to play involved throwing darts to pop balloons. $2 throw, and you're guaranteed a win every time. For $2 you get a small prize. For 3 small prizes you got a medium prize. ($2x3=$6). For 3 Medium prizes you got a large prize ($6x3 = $18). The large prizes were those big inflatable Spider-Man and Shrek things that are $5 at the store.

 

I wonder what the magical age is where you begin understanding that midway games and ticket redemption games are rip offs?

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