The truth about SMURFS?
I had a vision. A Thumbelina-sized Jesus riding on a cracker, as if it were a tiny rigid magic carpet, lifted his man-dress to show the tattoo on his chest. Here's what it looked like:
Satan's
Minions
Unceasingly
Recruiting
For
Socialism
Thumbelina-Jesus flew up to my ear and said that any people who love the SMURFS better repent before 2012 or they will burn in the lake of blue fire forever. Save yourselves! Repent before it's too late!
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