[dials phone]

"Hi! Welcome to the automated help system! Press 1, if you need help."

[presses 1]

"If you feel better about it, press 0, otherwise press 1"

[presses 1]

"Hi! Welcome to the automated help system! Press 1, if you need help."

[presses 1]

"If you feel better about it, press 0, otherwise press 1"

[presses 0]

"I'm glad we could be of service! Acceptance is a powerful thing. Don't hesitate to call again."

*click*

I have this programmed into our phone system. Have been debating for quite some time whether or not I should take it live for April fools day. Each year, I pass...