Shaky Cam
Does your script suck? Do your actors have the personality of stale toast? No problem! Now there's Shaky Cam! By simply shaking the camera and pointing it at odd things for no good reason as if an insane asylum inmate with Parkinson's disease is holding the camera, you'll rake in the cash! It's a scientific fact that 80 percent of the audience isn't that bright, so they won't know that Shaky Cam is just a cheap gimmick that makes them think something exciting is going on. If you are a director who still caters to the 20 percent who hate Shaky Cam, are you nuts? Screw those losers! Grab for that 80 percent with Shaky Cam and get rich! Think of all of the time it will save you. You don't need good scripts, good actors, or good sets anymore. Just keep that camera shaking and nobody will notice!
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