BydoEmpire Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Pretty good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Pretty good: But the "Atari version" should have had much more crude graphics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic George 2K3 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Seen it, hated it, already commented about it in another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammR25 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I think it could have been a bit funnier with Intellivoice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow460 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 lol... you know I never knew you could get it on in that game for real until my wife showed me in Vice City Stories. I knew you could run the business, but she showed me some things that might have done mental damage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Pac Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I thought it was quite funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maibock Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 haha - that's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottHuggins Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Very, very good!!! Pretty good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Great, love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artlover Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Still wish it was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vic George 2K3 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Anyone that depraved enough will find a way to program it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MN12BIRD Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Atari sucks balls? Awwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christianscott27 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 The Colecovision version has a single pixel nipple on the hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artlover Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Anyone that depraved enough Let me guess, you don't like GTA. Suggestions. 1) Knock it off with insulting people that do. 2) Stay out of GTA related threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seob Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I think everybody has his right of an opinion. But i also hate it when people start being ethical. Just as if it's only the fault of video games that people become bad. If one is already mentally ill, it doesn't matter what sets him off, he will do harm any way. Video game or not. There movies that are a lot more violent and you don't hear anyone talking about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artlover Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I think everybody has his right of an opinion. So do I. But throwing around terms like "depraved" hardly constitutes an "opinion". That's just being uppity and judgmental. But i also hate it when people start being ethical. Just as if it's only the fault of video games that people become bad. If one is already mentally ill, it doesn't matter what sets him off, he will do harm any way. Video game or not. There movies that are a lot more violent and you don't hear anyone talking about that. Exactly. But the sad reality is that 'Truth and Facts' mean nothing to zealots with a false cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthkur Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 That was a real hoot. Thanks for the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Random Terrain Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 But the "Atari version" should have had much more crude graphics. Yeah, they didn't change the Atari version that much. Too bad, because that would have added to the humor. Really horrible graphics even worse than what the Atari 2600 can really do would have been funny. Anyone that depraved enough Let me guess, you don't like GTA. Suggestions. 1) Knock it off with insulting people that do. 2) Stay out of GTA related threads. 1) I'm better than you, so get used to it. 2) Sex is dirty and if you don't understand that, then demons will torture and molest you in hell while I laugh my ass off in heaven. Sure, watching you get tortured and molested will excite me and I'll have to masturbate, but it will be a righteous, godly masturbation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artlover Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 2) Sex is dirty and if you don't understand that, then demons will torture and molest you in hell while I laugh my ass off in heaven. Sure, watching you get tortured and molested will excite me and I'll have to masturbate, but it will be a righteous, godly masturbation. Does it still kill kittens in heaven too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2600Lives Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Come on, we all know that Vic is like the old guy that Dana Carvey used to play on Saturday Night Live. He doesn't like ANYTHING. I thought that was quite clever, actually. I love the little overlay with the guy boning the hooker and the hand flipping the bird. The dorky dude playing the game is also funny. They should do more of these! "Want to play Halo on your Colecovision? Now you can!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Atari sucks balls? Awwww. We all know that's what Plimpton was really thinking in those smarmy ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2600Lives Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Actually, I bet Plimpton was thinking "Where my ho's at?" You just know under that refined exterior he was a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Salamon Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Awesome stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PressureCooker2600 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Game looked kinda fun......although some of the graphics looked a bit more complex than an INTV can produce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzilla Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 That was damn hilarious. Love the plimpton imitator. The intelliluminati are on the rise. Though safecracker looked better I remember reading the ads (or was it magazine previews?) for Imagic's Safecracker before it was released and originally, you were a thief, and cops were the enemy and you could smoke civilains. It's a shame they didn't have the balls to keep that in the finished manual, etc. but I always just 'pretended' that when I played the game. I also had some promotional Imagic flyer thing, I don't remember if that is where I got the info from (this was given to me from a retailer at the time and is much larger and different from the little catalogs, it was black with a whole in the center and shiny silver. had sky patrol in it too, iirc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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