unhuman Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 TUPPINS! Hey-- You guys are all freakin lucky that my 30 liner doesn't count in this contest, cuz if it did, you all might as well sell your TIs, erase Classic99 off your computer, go buy a bag of seed and sit in a park bench and feed pidgeons!!! Booyakasha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hey-- You guys are all freakin lucky that my 30 liner doesn't count in this contest, cuz if it did, you all might as well sell your TIs, erase Classic99 off your computer, go buy a bag of seed and sit in a park bench and feed pidgeons!!! Booyakasha!!!! Yeah? After running my game, your TI will take one look at your code and turn itself into a Timex-Sinclair 1000* !!! * ZX-81, for you third world non-Amurricans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 My game won't even run on your crappy ol' TI---as your TI has been dumbed down by running the crap ass filth you call a game... It now only has 3.23 K of RAM and the VDP is now basically the equivalent of a Speak and Spell! Holla back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 My game won't even run on your crappy ol' TI---as your TI has been dumbed down by running the crap ass filth you call a game... It now only has 3.23 K of RAM and the VDP is now basically the equivalent of a Speak and Spell! Holla back My TI has asked that, in reply, I run SUB FARTINYOURGENERALDIRECTION(X), where X=infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hmm.... I've actually spoken to your TI via the super secret high speed wireless Internet chip that TI installed and didn't tell anyone about... It essentially said your game was the equivalent of clapping two coconut halves together... Guess that means you'll be receiving a shrubbery as a consolation prize--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Hmm.... I've actually spoken to your TI via the super secret high speed wireless Internet chip that TI installed and didn't tell anyone about... It essentially said your game was the equivalent of clapping two coconut halves together... Guess that means you'll be receiving a shrubbery as a consolation prize--- It could not have told you that... for it has a Speech Synthesizer that only says "ni!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Codex Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 While I shall write the greatest game in this competition wiiiiith... A HERRING!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Keith--- you win this round.... Well played, sir. But next time, I shall turn you into a newt--- and you WON'T get better!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Codex.... A herring, eh? Well, sir--- I must say that a herring would be a most delightful coding instrument, were it not for the fact that Sir Keith uses them when he cannot find suitable female companionship... You might want to "de-seed" it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 My game is so damn good it's writing itself, so I have more time to stay on here and tell you all how much your games suck. Keith--- you win this round.... Well played, sir. But next time, I shall turn you into a newt--- and you WON'T get better!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Looks like while your game is writing itself, our esteemed Mr. Codex is cranking 'em out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Hmmm... I had a dream last night that I not only won the contest but my entries were so good that Owen not only sent me all the prizes but also his guitars, TV, deed to his house and pledged eternal servitude. Perhaps you guys should just go ahead and quit, burn your TI gear and join a monastery. I would hate for this contest to permanently scar you all forever....... Just saying........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsy Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 "If you were worth a crap, you could write a damn ToD editor in 30 lines of XB code, ya wanker!!!!" The wanker reference was a stroke of genious (geddit??? stroke??? STROKE??? God, I'm good ) I didn't know Wanker translated into Ameriglish. Cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Loose translation.... It's a bit of a....stretch.... A bit of a ......long.... shot...... But I thought I'd take the..... Ball..... And roll with it..... Peepee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 (edited) Looks like Marc Hull, Codex, and jchase are really cranking 'em out--- codex has alot of originality, Hullmeister's presentation is marvellous, jchase has very nice gameplay and some good use of the graphics and sound capabilities. Hope more people enter-- or let the existing roster of programmers just get more active.... . You guys are doing a hell of a job--- but my game is still better that everyone elses game here-- even though none of you dorks have played it... It's so good, nobody could play it, ever, and it would still be hailed by the world as one of the 8 modern wonders of the world... (actually, Invaders is probably THAT game....what a hell of an entry!!!!) Edited March 16, 2010 by Opry99er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 Looks like Marc Hull, Codex, and jchase are really cranking 'em out--- codex has alot of originality, Hullmeister's presentation is marvellous, jchase has very nice gameplay and some good use of the graphics and sound capabilities. Hope more people enter-- or let the existing roster of programmers just get more active.... . You guys are doing a hell of a job--- but my game is still better that everyone elses game here-- even though none of you dorks have played it... It's so good, nobody could play it, ever, and it would still be hailed by the world as one of the 8 modern wonders of the world... (actually, Invaders is probably THAT game....what a hell of an entry!!!!) When talking about your game you surely must have been doing the Jim Carey "talking out your ass bit" for Ace Ventura. Your poor non entry has to be the runt of the litter... whats that ...... oh my game just told your game to go stand it's bitch ass in a corner and not come out until the contest is over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I don't think I've got to talk any smack, b/c I've got Opry99er doing it for me... That's how good I am. BTW - that's probably going to be my only entry. The lovely missus was none too happy when I wouldn't ever get any sleep, nor help with the kids, during my development efforts. It was probably 5 or 6 incredibly late nights... Of course, if another idea pops in my head... Well.... We'd have to take it on a case-by-case basis. Looks like Marc Hull, Codex, and jchase are really cranking 'em out--- codex has alot of originality, Hullmeister's presentation is marvellous, jchase has very nice gameplay and some good use of the graphics and sound capabilities. Hope more people enter-- or let the existing roster of programmers just get more active.... . You guys are doing a hell of a job--- but my game is still better that everyone elses game here-- even though none of you dorks have played it... It's so good, nobody could play it, ever, and it would still be hailed by the world as one of the 8 modern wonders of the world... (actually, Invaders is probably THAT game....what a hell of an entry!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Codex Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Ah, but it's not over until the Strip Poker game is released... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Ah, but it's not over until the Strip Poker game is released... I guess your game will be all DATA and still suck - ptttbht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted March 16, 2010 Author Share Posted March 16, 2010 BTW - that's probably going to be my only entry. The lovely missus was none too happy when I wouldn't ever get any sleep, nor help with the kids, during my development efforts. It was probably 5 or 6 incredibly late nights... Of course, if another idea pops in my head... Well.... We'd have to take it on a case-by-case basis. Hmmmmm. Does your wife have you wearing an apron and tampon shopping on the weekends as well ? If we need to mail you a pair just send the word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 (edited) I've got 2 kids, so mine are all used up. Can you mail me 3, pls. Could always use a spare. BTW - that's probably going to be my only entry. The lovely missus was none too happy when I wouldn't ever get any sleep, nor help with the kids, during my development efforts. It was probably 5 or 6 incredibly late nights... Of course, if another idea pops in my head... Well.... We'd have to take it on a case-by-case basis. Hmmmmm. Does your wife have you wearing an apron and tampon shopping on the weekends as well ? If we need to mail you a pair just send the word... Oh, and by the way, it was very kind of you to offer, since clearly you're sitting in the basement of the science building and never gonna use 'em anyways.... Edited March 17, 2010 by unhuman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 -> I've got 2 kids, so mine are all used up. Can you mail me 3, pls. Could always use a spare. Dude if I had 3, I would be on DVD by now....... -> Oh, and by the way, it was very kind of you to offer, since clearly you're sitting in the basement of the science building and never gonna use 'em anyways.... Show how much you know.... I was sitting in my MOM'S basement when I wrote that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I've noticed a massive lack of smack talking lately... Could it be because all you pansies have realized that you have no chance at doing anything worth a crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yes. I've noticed a massive lack of smack talking lately... Could it be because all you pansies have realized that you have no chance at doing anything worth a crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Hahahaha!!!!! Whatever. Where's that Okie from Muskogee when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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