unhuman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yeah, I'm pretty tired and worthless, none the less a simple confirmation I knew was funny. Yo mama smell so bad secret told on her. Hahahaha!!!!! Whatever. Where's that Okie from Muskogee when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Hahahaha!!!!! Whatever. Where's that Okie from Muskogee when you need him? Sorry I was busy smoking pot and taking trips on LSD...er I mean NOT doing that stuff (damn I gotta remember to keep that straight...) (Since we have degenerated to momma snaps...) Your momma so fat, When she sits around the house, She sit ALL the way around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yo momma so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Your mama so fat, she has other smaller fat mamas orbiting around her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.... And she can't program for sh**! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Naw, but she can bake the F* out of a turkey! Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.... And she can't program for sh**! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometimes99er Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 i once slept with bird from greece or woz it turkey - beer with me twoz dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 U got my sloppy seconds... i once slept with bird from greece or woz it turkey - beer with me twoz dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometimes99er Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 nice, i’ll have a sprite then, no froth please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tursi Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Ah, but it's not over until the Strip Poker game is released... I took a stab at this actually.... but couldn't quite get the results I wanted (she kept winning!!) Hehe, actually, I didn't do the card side, though it looks like there's more than enough room in 30 lines of code. Anyway, there are way too few characters available in XB to get the graphics I was going for, so I dropped it. Also, couldn't decide on the best colors (so I put in options! heheh...) Even though she didn't turn out well, not sure if I /should/ post screenshots.. maybe source then (NSFW): 1 DATA 1F3FF7E4F8B8C6ECE0A81C8CCCE4E4671CE6FB2D98485F79F3776F0FCDE76004,00000080E061678FE7E1E9EFEFC70F0F010F0D1D7FFFFFFEFFFFFFFFFDFDFDFF 2 DATA F0F0ECE834F4F4F47EBFBDDFDDCFEFFE000000000000000000000080C0E06011,00000000000000000000000000071FFF0000000000000000000000007EFFFFBF 3 DATA 6323313918181C0C0E0606070303010126B380CCE1F379E4473F7F3F9F8FCEEF,3F7FFFFEFFFFFFFF7FCFDFDEEEF0FCFFFFF3FBFF7E98E3FFFFFF7F7FFFFF7F1F 4 DATA FEFF7F7E7EFFEFF3FCFFFFFFF7FFFEFE314F8F00C19FBD10CCCCD1F1F3939133,F3FFFFFFFBFDFEFFFFDFDFFFDBEDFC06FFFFFFFFFFFF7F9FCDFBFFFDFFFFFF7F 5 DATA 00000000000000000000000000000000F1586D3C16080C070000000000000000,FF3FF7FF7FB31FDF0000000000000000C3F0FFFFFFFFFFFF0000000000000000 6 DATA FCF81EF7F1FCFFFF0000000000000000666FC0C18F4FE7E30000000000000000,03007FFFFFFFFFFF0000000000000000FFFF1FC7F1FCFFFF0000000000000000 7 DATA 1E0663C09010004000000080000000060C2600080840030911130F0C0C802004,00000000006003070700000040410000010A010D3CFEFDF0C60FC3C98919380C 8 DATA 9070CCE8242464D01218199888C8C8C600000000000000000000000040002010,00000000000000000000000000031F7B0000000000000000000000003EFFF182 9 DATA 630300310000080C0000040202000000000100C0E04108E047073B3500010C87,14304446C2C180786C8686CEC46060E61E22607A3C00C1FF0C00014140002000 10 DATA 6463202040C0C100080F0CCC262706042104040080040C1084C00030A0800000,A202031F0340C00000000000000864040E5F3D8CCDEF6E0C0D01010000000000 11 DATA 0000000000000000000000000000000080000120000000060000000000000000,2000E0E030300C18000000000000000000200C01000000000000000000000000 12 DATA 08000087200006040000000000000000000000808104E0E00000000000000000,00003CC000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 50 C(0)=9 :: D(0)=10 :: C(1)=5 :: D(1)=6 :: C(2)=3 :: D(2)=4 :: C(3)=11 :: D(3)=12 :: C(4)=15 :: D(5)=16 51 PRINT "0-CRAB":"1-AVATAR":"2-FROG":"3-SIMPSONS":"4-ANTIQUE" :: ACCEPT VALIDATE("01234")SIZE(1):A$ :: B=C(VAL(A$)):: F=D(VAL(A$)) 100 CALL CLEAR :: FOR A=12 TO 35 :: READ A$ :: CALL CHAR(A*4,A$):: NEXT A :: FOR A=0 TO 47 :: R=INT(A/16)*2+(A AND 1):: G$(R)=G$(R)&CHR$(A+48):: NEXT A 110 FOR A=3 TO 14 :: CALL COLOR(A,B,1):: NEXT A :: G$(0)=SEG$(G$(0),1,5):: G$(4)=" "&SEG$(G$(4),2,7):: CALL SCREEN(2):: CALL MAGNIFY(3) 120 FOR A=0 TO 4 :: PRINT G$(A):: NEXT A :: FOR A=1 TO 12 :: CALL SPRITE(#A,92+A*4,F,145+INT((A-1)/4)*16,17+((A-1)AND 3)*16):: NEXT A 130 GOTO 130 As for the smack talk, I get enough of that in the Jaguar section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 As for the smack talk, I get enough of that in the Jaguar section. Unacceptable. If your gonna post on this thread then you have to include either some form of trash talk or at least 1 momma snap. I expect to see your revision later this afternoon Darned Canadians...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Marc... You didn't include a momma snap in your chastisement of the darned Canadian.... This must mean that either: a) you are a hypocrite b) yo momma so fat, you gotta roll her in flour and find the wet spot... Booyakasha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Marc... You didn't include a momma snap in your chastisement of the darned Canadian.... This must mean that either: a) you are a hypocrite b) yo momma so fat, you gotta roll her in flour and find the wet spot... Booyakasha. Hmmm... Appears your right so I'll amend my earlier statement... Your momma so fat... when ever she gets her period your mattress is missing and there is a quarter on your night stand Damn Kentucky Hillbilly's....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) C'mon guys, don't be so hard on Marc... His mama so ugly she had to get him drunk before she could breast-feed him. Edited April 7, 2010 by unhuman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Oh snaaaaaap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 C'mon guys, don't be so hard on Marc... His mama so ugly she had to get him drunk before she could breast-feed him. Haven't been sober since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 I didn't know yo momma knew about PBR back then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 I didn't know yo momma knew about PBR back then!! Let's keep this straight Owen. Back then it was Hamm's.... From the land of sky blue waters..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Hamm, PBR, whatever... Just remember--- the game that sucks the most will be immediately entered into Willsy's "Crap-Game" contest... And it will probably lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 My next game is soooo good it can't fit in 30 lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 My next game is soooo good it can't fit in 30 lines. Wow ! 31 lines of crap huh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yeah - you got me... Although I'm of the mindset that all TI (Extended)? Basic games pretty much suck - it's just a relative scale of what sucks less. -H My next game is soooo good it can't fit in 30 lines. Wow ! 31 lines of crap huh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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