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Trivia for Newbies! (How to justify the upgrade to the wife)


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Feel free to pile on with your suggestions! :)

 

#1: Honey, for the price of about 6-8 'homebrew' cartridges,

I can get a fully populated Peripheral Expansion Box for

my TI on Ebay and then get all those games for FREE!

 

 

Tell her she can buy a new purse. It works for me!

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#0: Honey, since all of our bills are paid, the retirement fund is funded properly, and we have enough savings to cover ourselves in the event of emergency, I'm going to buy this PEB for my TI.

 

And if you really have to:

 

#0.5: Yes, that mani-pedi, facial, and your eyebrows look great. And the $100 Clarisonic with the $60 special heads makes your skin look absolutely radiant. But, as Dr. Phil says, we really should not be keeping score.

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"You know sweetie, I think we can afford both the HxC, AND the black peau-se-soie Stuart Weitzman slingbacks you saw at Holt Renfrew last week" (Holt Renfrew being kinda like a Canadian Sak's 5th Avenue, and shoes being the opiate of nearly all women).

 

I've got the getting upgrades past the wife down pat....what I want to know is how can one actually upgrade the wife?

 

I always cry with jealousy when I watch the original Stepford Wives! Think about it....a wife that not only does not complain when you but replacement computer parts, but a wife that actually requires replacement computer parts!

 

Damn....there I go with the sniffles again

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