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A little retro PC humor (at the expense of Windoze). :)


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486 to 286 conversion kit now available. Call Microsoft.

Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading.

Running windows means never having to say: Task Complete!

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL

No son, we used Windows to slow down games on 486's

Windows: A View to be Killed.

Windows: The 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.

How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!

Windows gives me the panes.

Who needs rocks, Windoze breaks itself

Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future:

If Windows sucked it would at least be good for something

If speed scares you - try Microsoft Windows.

Windows-NT. From the people who brought your EDLIN!

WinCludge is a registered Trademark of M$.

Do the Borg run Windows NT, or is the ship a "workgroup"?

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