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I reported them on a lack of communication not upholding their obligations to updates.

You just triggered another ... "stay tuned for a big update real soon" update :) That will be enough to keep IGG off their ass ( as if they are actually on their ass)

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You just triggered another ... "stay tuned for a big update real soon" update :) That will be enough to keep IGG off their ass ( as if they are actually on their ass)

 

Their big catchphrase has been we want to engage the backers and fans.

 

They have not been doing that.

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I bet he ran out of other peoples' clip art to crib. He definitely ran out of laurel ipsum word salad and generic Linux banter to blather on about. That or his community college graphic design extension course ended. Not much else to say or do obviously.

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I bet he ran out of other peoples' clip art to crib. He definitely ran out of laurel ipsum word salad and generic Linux banter to blather on about. That or his community college graphic design extension course ended. Not much else to say or do obviously.

Man it feels like so long ago but it was only a few months ago :)

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Those courses run about three months. I'm sure by now the guy has found gainful employment in the Las Vegas hooker flyers industry.

I remember interviewing a girl for a web developer position once and all she had in her portfolio were porn sites :) It was very awkward.

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I reported them on a lack of communication not upholding their obligations to updates.

 

Hopefully they respond. I doubt they're going to though. > 3 <

I propose somebody make a thread in the "Sega" section here called "New Sega Console that Genesis Mini?". No taco references needed there, 'cause that thing's actually happening.

 

In other news, I actually started working on that game again. xD

I was originally just going to make it an exclusive for the Atari VCS. Not sure how I feel about that idea anymore.

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Are you an AtariBox® fan who has it all?

 

Did you already spend $129 on SpeakerHat? You know, the embroidered trucker hat with Bluetooth (and vaporware party functions that never get mentioned anymore), that puts your music over your eyes?

 

Have you already paid $25 plus unexpected customs fees for an AtariBox Backer T-shirt?

 

How about the tabletop mechanical PONG, just to show that you have more money than sense?

 

Or the super-sexy Retro Controller, which has been long promised but never demonstrated except for that VCS Centipede clip with Feargal last year? The one where the mouthpieces can't get straight whether it rotates like a paddle or not?

 

And of course the "Atari VCS"® the low-end computer with a smidge of wood in front, $300 all in advance, no updates, no refunds?

 

Well do I have something for you. A Pair Of Wearable Pigeons That Allow You To Be A Part Of The Flock

 

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Like AtariBox, this is something you can make yourself, you don't have to wait for the derp patrol Atari Game Box, LLC to help you with this.

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I'd like to post this for them but I fear they would just delete it.

 

Super

Cool

Atari

Machine

 

LOL! Omg, that's awesome. xD

 

Meh.. I'm probably gonna quit my bitching for today and give them a break. I'll turn my attention to Sega's Retro-Bit controllers and think about something positive. I like being positive. 83

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LOL! Omg, that's awesome. xD

 

Meh.. I'm probably gonna quit my bitching for today and give them a break. I'll turn my attention to Sega's Retro-Bit controllers and think about something positive. I like being positive. 83

 

James Joseph Sullivan just posted so all is right in the world again.

 

The sad thing is it took like 3 days for someone to log into that account and post something.

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James Joseph Sullivan just posted so all is right in the world again.

 

The sad thing is it took like 3 days for someone to log into that account and post something.

 

oh gawd, that guy xDD

Yeah... Atari has way too much they have to prove right now. I kinda feel bad for the people working there that probably agree with us, but can't do anything about it. o w o

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