Conspiritorial Thinking (gaming related)

[Creamhoven]

Hello,

in this thread I kindly ask you to share your conspiritorial thoughts you had in relation to gaming. Please share fictional characters/things/stories you had thoughts about if they actually might be real (although they are clearly fictional).

Please no real life conspiritorial thinking, especially if it is meant to encourage nastyness towards others. Thanks.

Here is my personal believe (although I know it cant be real I still believe, dont judge):

The Team Rocket in the Pokémon universe are actually real and rule the world with their nastyness and hatered of truth and love!

Let me quote their theme for context:

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[Intro: Giovanni]

This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting!
I want Pikachu! And this time, don't screw it up!

 

[Verse 1: Chorus, James, Jessie, and Meowth]

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double

 

We'll be the richest rogues of all time
Creators of a grand design

I'll be the king
I'll be the queen
I'll be the joker of crime

 

Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble (Prepare for trouble)
Make it double (Make it double)

 

To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above

Jessie!
James!

 

[Pre-Chorus: Chorus & Jessie, Chorus & James, and Meowth]

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight (That's right!)

 

[Chorus: Chorus, Jessie & James]

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you

We're gonna capture Pikachu

 

[Verse 2: Chorus, Jessie, James, and Giovanni]

Prepare for trouble
Make it double (Prepare for trouble)
Prepare for trouble (Make it double)
Make it double

(We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong)

We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong
(For mayhem and madness, and rare Pokémon)
For mayhem and madness, and rare Pokémon

I'm so gorgeous!
I'm always the man
You're just the players in my master plan!

 

[Chorus: Chorus, Jessie & James]

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you

We're gonna capture Pikachu

 

[Bridge: Chorus, James, Chorus & James, Chorus, James, & Jessie]

We're always gonna try it, no one can deny it
We can cause a riot in Sunday school and (Ooh, a riot!)
We'll have you believin'
Truth can be deceivin'
"Do unto others" is our Golden Rule

 

[Skit]

[Jessie] This is our most ingenious plan ever, if I do say so myself!
[James] Even we couldn't screw this one up, Jessie!
[Meowth] Would you two stop yappin'? Here they come!

 

[Chorus: Chorus, James, Jessie, Jessie & James]

Prepare for trouble...!

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
(Gonna capture Pikachu)

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (Walking trouble)
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you (Hahahahahaha!)
Team Rocket's rockin' (Team Rocket's rockin'!)
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
(Gonna capture Pikachu)

Team Rocket's rockin' (Team Rocket's rockin'!)
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (Walking trouble)
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you (Big trouble!)
Team Rocket's rockin'!

 

[Outro: Jessie, James, & Meowth]

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

 

[Lord Mushroom]

The best I can do is that one time when I was a kid, and sad, I wished that Pippi Longstocking could comfort me.

 

Welcome to the forum. I like you. We could use some crazy.

[Creamhoven]

On 3/9/2023 at 3:43 AM, Lord Mushroom said:

The best I can do is that one time when I was a kid, and sad, I wished that Pippi Longstocking could comfort me.

Dont stop believing.

On 3/9/2023 at 3:43 AM, Lord Mushroom said:

Welcome to the forum.

Thank you very much

On 3/9/2023 at 3:43 AM, Lord Mushroom said:

I like you.

The pleasure is on my side.

On 3/9/2023 at 3:43 AM, Lord Mushroom said:

We could use some crazy.

Things out there are getting so strange I can't tell who are the crazy ones anymore.