+x=usr(1536) Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, zzip said: Bluetooth? It's attached to the blitter, which in turn is water-cooled to produce steam. The valve is functional. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamhoven Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 5 hours ago, x=usr(1536) said: It's attached to the blitter, which in turn is water-cooled to produce steam. The valve is functional. Oh oh-kay. Im pretty sure that steam is not bluetooth compatible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonie Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Ok, what's with the Tacos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+x=usr(1536) Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Zonie said: Ok, what's with the Tacos? They're delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 With ideas like this it really is a mierclele that NES sold like hotcakes,,, 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mushroom Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 11 hours ago, Zonie said: Ok, what's with the Tacos? When there was a lot of trouble with the development of the new Atari VCS, a member said he had a difficult decision to make: Buy the VCS or $300s worth of tacos. That spawned a lot of jokes about the VCS and tacos. The taco jokes in this thread is a continuation of that. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonie Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 On 3/27/2023 at 3:21 AM, Lord Mushroom said: When there was a lot of trouble with the development of the new Atari VCS, a member said he had a difficult decision to make: Buy the VCS or $300s worth of tacos. That spawned a lot of jokes about the VCS and tacos. The taco jokes in this thread is a continuation of that. AHH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamhoven Posted May 20, 2023 Author Share Posted May 20, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayler Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 I hired a very expensive art studio that totally employs only humans to create the Atari Pancetta 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumPasta Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 How about this Atari image I made using AI? How does the Atari Leopard sound? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumPasta Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 (edited) Alright, hear me out. I introduce the Atari 2600 Portable! Now you can take your 2600 anywhere you go! It can even carry your luggage! It can also get you pass the 50 lbs weight limit! Edited June 1, 2023 by PlutoniumPasta Grammar 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digdugnate Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Google Bard came up with a pretty funny description of a new console. It sounds oddly familiar, though. 🤭 Quote Atari Infinity The Atari Infinity is a new home video game console that brings back the classic Atari experience with a modern twist. It features a sleek, modern design that pays homage to the original Atari 2600, but it also packs a powerful punch with the ability to play both new and old Atari games. The Atari Infinity comes with a built-in library of over 100 classic Atari games, including Asteroids, Space Invaders, and Pac-Man. You can also download and play new games from the Atari store, or stream games from your favorite gaming services. The Atari Infinity is also a great way to connect with friends and family. You can play multiplayer games online, or stream games to your TV so everyone can enjoy the fun. The Atari Infinity is the perfect choice for gamers of all ages who want to experience the best of the old and new Atari games. Features: Plays both new and old Atari games Built-in library of over 100 classic Atari games Ability to download and play new games from the Atari store Stream games from your favorite gaming services Connect with friends and family online Sleek, modern design that pays homage to the original Atari 2600 Supports up to 4 players 4K Ultra HD resolution HDR support Dolby Atmos sound Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzip Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 3 hours ago, PlutoniumPasta said: Alright, hear me out. I introduce the Atari 2600 Portable! Now you can take your 2600 anywhere you go! It can even carry your luggage! It can also get you pass the 50 lbs weight limit! I'd bet if Atari could get that produced it would sell (as luggage, not a console) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzip Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 Introducing the "Atari Cougar" with dual-trackball design. The real 'Big Sexy'! 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumPasta Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, zzip said: I'd bet if Atari could get that produced it would sell (as luggage, not a console) Let's not give Atari SA any new ideas for merch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 3 hours ago, zzip said: I'd bet if Atari could get that produced it would sell (as luggage, not a console) It would be perfect for the new Atari hotels! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumPasta Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, Stephen said: It would be perfect for the new Atari hotels! I forgot about the Atari Hotels. Is that still happening? Or did Atari SA just kinda sweep the whole thing under the rug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 1 hour ago, PlutoniumPasta said: I forgot about the Atari Hotels. Is that still happening? Or did Atari SA just kinda sweep the whole thing under the rug. I'm sure it will happen after they build some bridges in the Sahara. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mushroom Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 19 hours ago, PlutoniumPasta said: I forgot about the Atari Hotels. Is that still happening? Or did Atari SA just kinda sweep the whole thing under the rug. If I have understood correctly, it is still on the table, but on a smaller scale (fewer hotels). But since nothing has happened yet, I think it is unlikely anything will come of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamhoven Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 6/1/2023 at 6:13 AM, Wayler said: I hired a very expensive art studio that totally employs only humans to create the Atari Pancetta Delicous! Beautiful Pancetta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayler Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 And now you can take your gaming to the next level with a Virtual Meatality experience, only on the Atari Pancetta! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlutoniumPasta Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Wayler said: And now you can take your gaming to the next level with a Virtual Meatality experience, only on the Atari Pancetta! Nice to see that AtariAge is designing bosses for the next Resident Evil game. I am excited to see the Meata Verse too! Edited June 4, 2023 by PlutoniumPasta 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamhoven Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Wayler said: And now you can take your gaming to the next level with a Virtual Meatality experience, only on the Atari Pancetta! Mamma mia! Wayler, you are a culinary and gaming genious! 1 hour ago, PlutoniumPasta said: Nice to see that AtariAge is designing bosses for the next Resident Evil game. I am excited to see the Meata Verse too! Sounds more promising than the actual meta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamhoven Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 The Atari Pancetta makes you feel like you are almost drowning in a sea of lasagne! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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