+x=usr(1536) Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Jeffrey Riesman, 29, of Canton, Ohio now delights in playing Yars' Revenge late into the night. https://www.theonion.com/adulthood-spent-satisfying-childhood-desires-1819566783 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 That is awesome, and a 100% believable article about someone from Canton, Ohio! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+cvga Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 11 minutes ago, Stephen said: That is awesome, and a 100% believable article about someone from Canton, Ohio! Hey I resemble that remark (and live in a different Ohio City). Ironically I have an 8:00 am meeting tomorrow but am on AtariAge at midnight lol. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giles N Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 41 minutes ago, x=usr(1536) said: Jeffrey Riesman, 29, of Canton, Ohio now delights in playing Yars' Revenge late into the night. https://www.theonion.com/adulthood-spent-satisfying-childhood-desires-1819566783 The tragic* condition of 24/7 CUDS hit me full-on, precisely 5 days before I turned 40. Hit me here in Norway, far, far from Ohio. Folks, that means its been spreading - its a mental pandemic. - - - * ‘‘tragic‘‘ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 9 hours ago, cvga said: Hey I resemble that remark (and live in a different Ohio City). Ironically I have an 8:00 am meeting tomorrow but am on AtariAge at midnight lol. Same here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+D Train Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 20+ years old, but evergreen... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeatari1 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Well, seeing as the article was written in 2003 and the guy was 29 at the time, that puts him at 50 years of age now. I wonder if he frequents these forums. I also wonder what his game collection looks like now. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapitanClassic Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 The Backlog I suppose when I’m 85 I will get to it. https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-buys-new-video-game-he-will-have-time-to-play-when-he-retires-at-85 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailGator Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 On 3/22/2024 at 8:09 PM, joeatari1 said: Well, seeing as the article was written in 2003 and the guy was 29 at the time, that puts him at 50 years of age now. I wonder if he frequents these forums. I also wonder what his game collection looks like now. You know The Onion is satire, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASTER260 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Lol. I'm 29 now, & when this article was published I was 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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