farfel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 HOW TO SCORE Ready to take your game to the next level? Start listening to her needs, playa! What She Wants If you want to make her happy, just read between the lines-Nintendo DS will show you the way. She says... "Two is always better than one." DS Delivers Dual Screens. Get in on twice the action with two backlit color LCD screens that produce amazing 3d graphics. She says... "I love a man with a soft, sensitive touch." DS Delivers Touch-Screen Technology. Use the included stylus or even your finger to manipulate games in ways you never imagined. (Select games only.) She says... "If you listen, I'll tell you what I like." DS Delivers Voice-Recognition Capabilities. Talk to a game and have it do your bidding. It's possible with the built-in microphone. (Select games only.) She says... "It doesn't matter if you're young or old." DS Delivers Backward Compatibility. Play Nintendo DS games or your favorite Game Boy Advance games. Old school? New school? Your call. She says... "I want to feel a connection even when we're apart." DS Delivers Wireless Gaming. Kick the sorry butts of up to 16 people at a time with local wireless, and even more with WiFi ...no strings attached. (Select games only.) She says... "Believe it or not, sometimes smaller is better!" DS Delivers Compact Size. All these features are packed into a machine you can take anywhere, so you're always ready to get your game on... anytime, anyplace. Nintendo DS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farfel Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 If I was still in college, I'd hang this on my dorm room door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sega saturn x Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 What the hell? Nintendo has reached a new low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Cleopatra Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Damn it, I thought this was about Space Channel 5 on Nintendo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaManFan Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 So did I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I hate low-rider jeans. Sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaeger Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 So what did this appear in anyway ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybastard Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 What the hell? Nintendo has reached a new low. Why? I don't think it's overly suggestive in the copy and the girl isn't dressed scantily. What's the new low? As for SC5 on Nintendo... That would be kick ass Has anyone played the GBA version? I'm always tempted to get it but I'm afraid it will suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian M Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I hate low-rider jeans. Sayin'. I like women who wear low-rider jeans. But I hate when they wear them to show off their ass-crack tattoos. God how I hate tattoos on women... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakpack Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 [drool] ....pretty girl.....[/drool] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakpack Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I hate low-rider jeans. Sayin'. I like women who wear low-rider jeans. But I hate when they wear them to show off their ass-crack tattoos. God how I hate tattoos on women... Yeah,I notice a lot of women have a butterfly tattoo on the lower part of the back.To counteract that,I was thinking of putting a caterpillar on mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atariman Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 [quote name="BreakpackYeah' date='I notice a lot of women have a butterfly tattoo on the lower part of the back.To counteract that,I was thinking of putting a caterpillar on mine [/quote] so since caterpillars turn into butterflies... does this mean that you plan on turning into a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakpack Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 [quote name="BreakpackYeah' date='I notice a lot of women have a butterfly tattoo on the lower part of the back.To counteract that' date='I was thinking of putting a caterpillar on mine [/quote'] so since caterpillars turn into butterflies... does this mean that you plan on turning into a woman? LOL,yeah I guess I............HEY!! N.....No.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atariman Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 LOL,yeah I guess I............HEY!! N.....No.... sorry -- I had to throw that in there. I'll be good next time. personally, I think the woman distracts the reader from the gameboy. I spent about 90 percent of my time looking at her, then I realized that she was holding the DS in her hand which just sort of resulted in the response of, "oh... ok... that's cool... I guess..." In my opinion, it was creative, but not effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakpack Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 LOL,yeah I guess I............HEY!! N.....No.... sorry -- I had to throw that in there. I'll be good next time. personally, I think the woman distracts the reader from the gameboy. I spent about 90 percent of my time looking at her, then I realized that she was holding the DS in her hand which just sort of resulted in the response of, "oh... ok... that's cool... I guess..." In my opinion, it was creative, but not effective. Yes,it just reminds me that Im longing,yearning..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigma Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 ad? looks more like a magazine piece. If it really was from Nintendo it wouldn't be filled with innuendo, not to mention they would incorporate their "who are you?" campaign. Oh, and it's not "ulalal" it's "ooh la la" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needles Kane Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Yeah, I was wondering what "Ulala" was supposed to mean... As for Nintendo reaching a new low, I agree. C'mon, this is a Nintendo ad! Anyone who would find it appealing will probably be buying the PSP anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sigma Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 once again, it is not an ad, it is a magazine piece (though I can't tell you which one as the only modern gaming mag I read is PC Gamer, and only because I received a subscription as a gift). Not only are there the reasons I listed above, but the Nintendo logo is nowhere to be seen. There is no legal information to be seen. Nintendo only uses one page ads so they can be put in other periodicals besides gaming mags. This is not an ad. I'm not saying farfel partook in any shady dealings, just that he made a mistake in calling it an ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmpddytim Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Now THIS would be an all time low. -Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Needles Kane Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Where did you get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmpddytim Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Where did you get that? Just made it with MS paint . -Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.FoodMonster Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 It was actually in the newest Stuff magazine. I was bored and started flipping thru it, and there it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenomorpher Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Where did you get that? Just made it with MS paint . -Tim I actually use paint for stuff like that pretty handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawgWyld Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I like women who wear low-rider jeans. But I hate when they wear them to show off their ass-crack tattoos. God how I hate tattoos on women... God help me! I agree with Adrian on something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Monkey Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 If I was still in college, I'd hang this on my dorm room door. What? Your mom won't let you hang stuff like that at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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