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I always knew Sheena Easton was a trollop


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So I'm watching VH1 classics(the one that actually shows videos) while feeding my one month old. A Sheena Easton video comes on and I frantically search for the remote. Being pinned down with the baby, the search becomes fruitless as the screaching sound of her voice wains.

 

So I'm half watching and notice a Defender Cabinet. What's this? Well the huzzy proceeds to push it out onto her balcony and then over the railing. That wench!! The helpless machine goes tumbling down a few stories then smashes to pieces.

 

I was pretty un-nerved at the whole sight of this..

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Well, I Googled it and I found out that it was Almost Over You.  There is a little more ranting of it here: http://www.madopal.com/uffish/archives/000049.html

 

(What would we do without Google and the Internet?)  :?

We'd have Nukey Shay?

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So I'm half watching and notice a Defender Cabinet. What's this? Well the huzzy proceeds to push it out onto her balcony and then over the railing. That wench!! The helpless machine goes tumbling down a few stories then smashes to pieces.

 

I was pretty un-nerved at the whole sight of this..

 

[bad joke alert]

 

OK, I'll be a "defender" here...

 

Well if he was traveling around the galaxy picking up humanoids and deploying "smart bombs", you could understand her desire to "push hyperspace" on the cabinet as revenge ;)

 

[/bad joke alert]

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Admittedly, in a time when people were still getting over the Donny & Marie Osmond television show coming off the air, Sheen Easton coming out with her songs may have confused people, including myself.

Yep, 'Morning Train' is a mind blower. Then Sheila E. came along and confused even more white people. "Sheila E.? Sheena Easton? Is that the same person? Which is which? I wish I had MTV!"

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Admittedly, in a time when people were still getting over the Donny & Marie Osmond television show coming off the air, Sheen Easton coming out with her songs may have confused people, including myself.

Yep, 'Morning Train' is a mind blower. Then Sheila E. came along and confused even more white people. "Sheila E.? Sheena Easton? Is that the same person? Which is which? I wish I had MTV!"

 

Ah! No wonder I was thinking Sheena Easton was black! I did a google image search on her when I first saw this tread and was thinking "huh? Who's this?". I guess I'm just another of those confused white people. ;)

 

-S

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Man, if she gets that worked up by singing that sappy love song, I wonder how many games she would destroy singing "Strut."

Trivia: Did you know that Strut rhymes with slut? I say that out of anger because she doesn't want to be my baby doll. :sad: :D

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