MegaManFan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The next logical advertising campaign for Nintendo's new console features gamers playing Wii Sports while Queen rocks in the background. "Wiiiiiiii, are the champions, my friend. And Wiiiiiiiii'll keep on fighting, 'til the end!!!" When Nintendo releases the updated model for DVD's, they should pack in a movie that emphasizes their brand. Suggestions: * Wii are Marshall * Shall Wii Dance? * The Night Wii Called it a Day * Honey, Wii Shrunk Ourselves Or if you prefer a rockumentary over a film... * Wii Will Rock You: Queen Live in Concert (Funny how Queen seems to keep coming up.) Unless of course you'd rather that We watch a documentary on Wii about all the world's problems. Actually if you want to emphasize Nintendo's feel good "everybody can play vibe" how about a 1980's Live Aid classic? "Wii are the world, wii are the children, wii are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving..." If they're going to partner up with a television channel to provide content a la X-Box 360, how about WE? Women's Entertainment. Okay I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sega saturn x Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 * Shall Wii Dance? That would actually be a really neat slogan imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcescott Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Not your left knee, nor the right knee, but your wii-knee!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodwill_gamer Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Not your left knee, nor the right knee, but your wii-knee!! duh-dump-ch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candiru Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 (Funny how Queen seems to keep coming up.) I think you meant Qwiin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaManFan Posted November 28, 2006 Author Share Posted November 28, 2006 I think you meant Qwiin. You got me! Hey, Wii are some wild and crazy guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbanes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Wii have got to stop this. It's getting wiidiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbanes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 It's getting wiidiculous! Wii are not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper_Eye Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The whole "wii" thing makes me nuts. It must stop for the sake of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbanes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 The whole "wii" thing makes me nuts. It must stop for the sake of humanity. Don't worry. Wii'll stop. Eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awsomo3000 Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah guys defintly stop it, The whole wii pun stuff got old a long time ago seriouswii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbanes Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Yeah guys defintly stop it, The whole wii pun stuff got old a long time agoseriouswii Wii're very, very, very sor-wii. Rea-wii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonie Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Wii don't need no stinkin badges! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Wii are family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Not a pun, but I had a good laugh at Colbert screaming "Wiiiiiiii" like a little schoolgirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shannon Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 This thread is unbewiivable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzumaki Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 If you guys don't stop, wii will form a lynching party and hang you buy your wii-wii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kisrael Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Puns aside, do people like the name any better now? I'm still not crazy about it, but I never thought it was as terrible as some folks do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Puns aside, do people like the name any better now? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaManFan Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 Puns aside, do people like the name any better now? I'm still not crazy about it, but I never thought it was as terrible as some folks do. I still like Revolution better but I realize FWIW that wouldn't have been as good at branding as they say in the biz, and the Wii name definitely stands out and is memorable. In fact when I told my dad I was getting a new Nintendo he said, "Oh the Wii right? The one in that commercial with the logo that bends." Yup - if my 65 year old farming father who's never played a video game in his life other than Donkey Kong (and he was damn good at it too) can remember Wii, then I think Wii can safely say it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atarifever Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I think Gollum should be the spokesperson for the Wii. "Wii loveses it. Yes precious, wii plays it all the time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shannon Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Totally punbelievable!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzumaki Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You should see some of the really dirty Wii jokes that are floating around in adult only section of Narutofan.com forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+remowilliams Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You should see some of the really dirty Wii jokes that are floating around in adult only section of Narutofan.com forum. I'm having a hard time deciding which half of that sentence is more disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You should see some of the really dirty Wii jokes that are floating around in adult only section of Narutofan.com forum. I'm having a hard time deciding which half of that sentence is more disturbing. I think it's probably "Narutofan.com forum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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