There were 2 cows. One had teats, and gave a lot of milk, and the other simply did not.
So, which one would you choose? The plain one, or the udder one?
Going to a Pirates of the Carribean themed party is a good idea until you choose an eyepatch for your costume, forget that you don't have any depth perception when driving, and then slam into a tree.
Awards for best children's name for Billy Dee Williams:
Fiddle Dee
Chasti Dee
Ty Dee
Han Dee
Unstea Dee
HotBaw Dee
Rap-so Dee
Kommi Dee
Mole Dee
Ragga Dee
Nur Dee
Ran Dee
2 men went to get a meal at the local restaurant.
When they arrived, they saw that the host to seat them was a moose.
The moose said "Good evening. Welcome to our restaurant. May I help you find a table?"
The men were astounded at the animal, but never questioned him. They followed the host to a nice booth in the back of the restaurant.
Within a few moments, they saw who their waiter was-- a cow.
The cow came out and took their drink orders, and eventually came by to solicit their din
There was a man from the Czech republic named Dmitry, and a man from Slovakia (the Slovak republic) named Alexey.
They were winning chess tournaments for their countries, and were the best of their entire populace.
However, since Alexey (the Slovakian) was ahead by a mere 2 points in the tournamnet (due to a horrible blunder in match 9 by Dmitry against another Czechen), the final head-to-head match was slated to be held in Slovakia.
All was going well, until suddenly, Dmitry found himself
I made this comic years ago.
http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~harvey/thought_balloons.html
Just felt like sharing it today with the community.
They are sufficiently terrible.
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