Whatever that is. A brand new month has dawned upon this earth. And today being July 1, I want to wish all the Canadians a happy Canada Day. I will watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut in your honour. I kid, really. I even put the u in honor. I went to Victoria BC once. From what I remember (and it's not much), it's a very beautiful place, and there's white Christmas-like lights all around the Capitol building. In Oregon, we have a golden man atop our dome on our Capitol building. I drive by it a lot because I live in the capitol of Oregon. By the way, if you hear stuff about Oregon having a lot of pear farms because the pear is our state fruit, don't believe it. I haven't seen any farm around here that grows pears. Our state fruit should be the marionberry (no, not the man, the berry) so called because it originated in Marion County, Oregon (my county!) Now you know where I live, so you can come kill me in my sleep.