I've always wondered what this song was about, ever since I first saw the title of it on the internet a few years back. Well, I ran across it at a flea market and bought it. Thinking it was something like "He stole my chick away, he is going to pay" you know, something like that, it was a big let down to learn that the "He" he is referring to is none other than God. Ah well, now to find "If" by Perry Como. Actually, "If" is a pretty popular song title. Bread recorded a different song called If, and Pink Floyd recorded an even different song called If (on the Atom Heart Mother album.) And, Janet Jackson recorded a song called If, but I don't know if it's a remake of a song I mentioned or not. Guess I could look the lyrics up on the internet. My mom has a tape of Paula Abdul with a song called "U." Also, I have an Arrested Development album with a song called "U" on it. The U in both cases is a 90's spelling of the word 'you'. I'll have a lot of time to work on GoSub this weekend (the million-dollar question is will I?)