I can't play Castlevania
Well, I woke up this morning to a surprise: There was a package laying on the counter with a note from Mom saying that I had missed a package when I got the mail yesterday. Inside was Piece o' Cake for the 2600. I also went to the game store. I decided to add to my NES on GBA games collection. I got Castlevania. I can only get as far as the bat and then I die. Stupid thing won't charge me unless I charge him and when i do he hurts me. I'd like to meet the "clever" guy who thought to put actual AI in the game, i'd have some choice words for him, most of them starting with the letters F and S (and a really long one starting with M.) Why do I suck at video games? Why must I always press the button at the wrong time? This is the reason I don't play Guitar Hero. I have no sense of rhythm when it comes to moving my fingers. But it's more than that with the stupid bat. What they should have done was make it like a NORMAL boss, who attacks, then charges (NOT BASED ON IF YOU MOVE OR NOT!) A perfect example of this would be the dog in the tank on the end of level 1 of Scrapyard Dog for the Lynx. (Oh my god, I said something nice about Scrapyard Dog!) What would have helped even more would have been the ability to whip upwards. The stupid idiot can't whip a whip in the air? Give me a whip and I'd show him how to do it! So in pure anger I shut off the game and put in Donkey Kong. I actually beat the third stage this time! Wow! Wish I could say the same thing about Castelvania...
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