Mad Magazine, like many, was purchased frequently by me as a teenager. Seeing how Mad Magazine is now published quarterly, it has been harder and harder to find. So when I spotted a copy at WinCo, it was hard to pass up. So, reading the latest issue of Mad (May 2010), there is a frequent feature: Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed. The guy who does this is very good at it. So, along with almost the entire newspaper with all its advertisments and that issue of Mad I was reading while I was sitting on the toilet pooping my brains out earlier, I got an idea to do one myself, which the result of is below. Enjoy!