"We're back at HLN News (redundancy noted). Again we have Pac Man."

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!! HYYYYYHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHSSSSS!!!

"I...I...I can't hear my earpiece. Can someone please stop the drilling?!"

"Pac Man?! We can't hear you. Please speak louder."

HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

"PLEASE STOP DRILLING!!!"

"PAC MAN??!! THERE SEEMS TO BE A PROBLEM WITH OUR CONNECTION. CAN YOU HEAR ME??!"

"YES I CAN HEAR YOU BUT JUST BARELY!"

"OK GOOD. YOU'VE BEEN FOUND NOT GUILTY OF ARSON BY REASON OF INSANITY. DO YOU STILL CLAIM

THAT GHOSTS BURNED DOWN YOUR HOME?"

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

"YES. I AM COMPLETELY SANE. GHOSTS ARE DESTROYING MY LIFE, MY FAMILY. WE CAN'T EAT THEM

ANYMORE. SOMEONE TELL HARRY POTTER TO KILL HIMSELF. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FIX EVERYTHING."

"I'M SORRY, PAC MAN, YOU'RE BREAKING UP AGAIN. WE'LL HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS INTERVIEW ANOTHER

TIME."

GGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!! HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!

Harry turns off the TV and walks outside for some fresh air.

"Kill yourself, Harry," says his smiling neighbor who is out walking her dog.

"Hello to you too, Mrs. Porter!" Harry sniffs in the fresh air and stretches his arms.

He is completely aware that the government has created pencil point sized remote control flyers.

These flyers are capable of entering into any of Harry's orifices - his ears, mouth, nose,

even tear ducts, and implanting in him an error correction microchip. The microchip detects

missteps in Harry's cognition. In a moment of confusion the microchip tells Harry to mishear

a word or phrase as a key word of phrase determined by the government. Usually this word or phrase

is "suicide" or "Kill yourself".

Harry thinks as loudly as possible.

"I know you've got me microchipped and it isn't working! I can see right through your plan!"

But has Harry underestimated the intelligence of the government? Of course the government

wants him to know that they are behind the suicide messages. To them there is no distinction

between suicide and a carefully planned murder.

To be continued...