Here with us tonight we have Marilyn Vos Savant, the beautiful young actress who played Mayor Elaine Walsh in the recent film E.T.: The Burning Inner Sun that is Lucifer’s Clock.

Harry Potter: Welcome, Marilyn.

Marilyn: Thank you, Harry. My pleasure.

Harry: I understand you and your family just got back from a vacation in Ocean City, MD. How did that go? Beautiful tan by the way.

Marilyn (laughs): Oh thank you. It was very relaxing. I did anal with Paul Revere.

Harry: Oh you did? How precious. Do you like lobsters?

Marilyn: Yes I like to lick and smack around lobsters.

Harry: Very good. Very good. Now let’s talk about the AtariAge forums.

Marilyn: My pleasure. I post on the AtariAge forums under the name Random Terrain.

Harry: Very good then. Do you like pee pee and poo poo jokes?

Marilyn: Yes I do. Please tell me one.

Harry: A man walks up to a beautiful temptress named Iodine. He puts on three belt buckle hats. One is named Art Decco, one is named Art Rico, and one is Pee Pee Poo Poo!

Marilyn: Ho ho ho ho!!! The sky is falling, the sky is falling.

Harry: Here let me adjust that for you.

The two begin doing social work at the YMCA.

Harry: Your role as a seductive temptress must have been quite the rush. Did you give any handouts?

Marilyn: Yes I give to the American Red Cross and Abortion.

Harry: That’s all the time we have for tonight, coon hounds! We’ll leave the light on for ya!