For 17 years now, I have been making issues of a crudely-drawn comic book I started drawing back in 1994 called "Bill & George." (My comics I post on the internet are much better.) Anyway, right now I'm planning for issue 489. A lot of news has happened recently, so I thought starting that issue I'd do a news page in my comic book. So this is the result: The first-ever "The Stupid Page," featuring the news, along with other stuff I find interesting. Right now I'm anxious to get to issue 500, so I've been making one issue per week, which is nothing new, I've been doing this ever since issue 1. I made the first twelve issues from Oct-Dec 1994. And I have a plot for issue 501: George buys a new pair of jeans (get it?). These aren't the normal-size comic books however, they range in size from 8 pages to my largest issue which was 42 pages. It's kind of like my diary in comic book form. It's been really hard thinking up of new plots for this, even though I do it for my own amusement. Now I know how the writers of The Simpsons feel after 22 seasons. Well, here's a peek inside the inner machinations of my mind. The Stupid Page for issue #489.