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I'm sorry Mr. Kwan (or: Why I hate going out to eat)


atari2600land

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Well, this is a horrible start to the day. Sometimes when I begin eating, I get this vomiting attack where I can't even keep water down. Well, this is the first time it happened at a restaurant. I was looking around for a restroom, couldn't find one, so I had to go out front. Luckily it wasn't a whole lot, but I thought that I was better so I went inside, this time I was able to find the bathroom in time. So I guess it was time for me to leave, which is odd because I ate the soup with no problems. I had my mom with me (which is OK because she's used to me being weird.) and all the time coming home, I was vomiting out phlegm. And when I got home, I was still doing it. So I was sitting there on the bathroom floor next to the toilet when I thought "maybe if I induce vomiting it will go away." So I did and it did. I don't know why this happens to me. I'm eating and all of a sudden I get a twitch in my throat and it's time to head to the bathroom. Happens every so often. And after I get all that food and phlegm out of my throat I'm fine. It's not acid reflux because there's no acid. It's not me having a bug of some kind because I haven't been sick for some time now. I wonder what it is and why it happens. I guess chalk it up to another symptom of Me Syndrome, a disease with no cure. So I'm sorry Kwan for barfing outside your restaurant. Maybe if you hadn't hid your bathrooms so well, it wouldn't have happened.

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So I'm sorry Kwan for barfing outside your restaurant. Maybe if you hadn't hid your bathrooms so well, it wouldn't have happened.

 

I hope Mr Kwan is listening :)

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