adamchevy Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Don't spend all your gold coins in one place because you won't have any arrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectorGamer Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Don't chase after the convoy when it's headed to the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory DG Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Always duck into a side-tunnel when being chased... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Random Terrain Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Bad guys love to have a bunch of explosive barrels sitting around and they also like to stand near them: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExplodingBarrels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird3rd Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Life just gets harder and harder, and goes faster and faster, until you lose. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gemintronic Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 * Save Often. * If you can't change the game - put in a new one. * "I could make a better game!" Is not just statement: it's a way of life. * Having a family is like owning a Sega Genesis, CD and 32x. Now you can't afford any fun games and don't have enough outlets even if you could. * Children are like buying a Gizmondo. You try to convince everyone it was a great deal otherwise the truth would crush you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Random Terrain Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Life just gets harder and harder, and goes faster and faster, until you lose. That one is actually true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBlazer Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 All warrior girls and fighting babes fight in impractical and sexualy reveling clothing and outfits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 If you see random food laying on the ground, go ahead and eat it to restore health. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 In pre-apocalyptic civilizations, everybody keeps quantities of ammunition and first aid kits randomly lying around on the unlikely chance it's up to one person to scavenge their homes, offices, workplaces, and other locales for resources to slay untold hordes of demons/zombies/aliens/monsters after everyone else has been killed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Watch out for bottomless pits. They're everywhere. If someone has a gun pointed at you, don't fret: Bullets move slow enough to easily duck or jump over. You usually just need to duck. The world is neatly divided up into small sections of desert, ice, water, quicksand, jungle and fire/lava. You might also run into a dangerous chemical factory every once in awhile. . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desiv Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 How to pack anything* incredibly well.. Especially with that Russian tune playing in the background... desiv *Anything = items to be packed in rectangular/square shapes/patterns.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLeaf Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) I can fit any size, kind, or amount of inventory in my pockets. Food, guns, knives, cars, hamsters. . . oh wait that last one was just Richard Gere. Edited February 24, 2014 by AtariLeaf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roland p Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 - When you see ammunition/guns lying on the floor, there are probably some bad guys around the corner. - Space is a very dangerous place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldenWheels Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 The green herb will improve your health. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 If you perchance enter a small village with some houses and shops, feel free to barge into peoples' homes uninvited, explore around, and ask them about stuff. They won't mind. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBlazer Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 If you perchance enter a small village with some houses and shops, feel free to barge into peoples' homes uninvited, explore around, and ask them about stuff. They won't mind. Also feel free to break pots and objects for money and herbs, steal anything that isn't nailed down, sleep in their beds without their permission, and leave the front door wide open when you leave. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamchevy Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Hookers are good for your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivercityrandom Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Sometimes it's okay to sacrifice your green dinosaur pal in order to jump to a higher ledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BydoEmpire Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 If you want a well-written story with deep, compelling characters and an interesting plot, read a book. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBlazer Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 If you want a well-written story with deep, compelling characters and an interesting plot, read a book. This is one I actually disagree with. I could count numerous games right now that had great stories, compelling characters, and a interesting plot....better then some books I've read and movies I've seen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 This is one I actually disagree with. I could count numerous games right now that had great stories, compelling characters, and a interesting plot....better then some books I've read and movies I've seen. Games based directly on books (as opposed to games based on movies that were made from books) would be an interesting topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamemoose Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 -A credit card will just take all your money (didn't listen to Kid Icarus well enough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Pac Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 SAVE*SAVE*SAVE!!! Also look for patterns, this really applies in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLeaf Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 It would be really nice to save your progress in real life that way if you do screw up, you can just do a hard reset 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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