MrBeefy Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Wayler said: I'm so jealous of Cebus. Santa only brought me old rape games for the SNES and Gamecube. I can't let my family see that filth ☹️ Hide the children! It could be worse you could be in a room with this guy. I hear he actively searches for rape games that have children in compromising positions. How else would he know they exist? 2 hours ago, roots.genoa said: No but it would be funny to know who they were thinking could be a UK activist, though. Probably one of Tommy's innuendo jokes. Probably means (U)nable to (K)now, because they were non-existent. 1 hour ago, SteveTheColecoDude said: hbomberguy posted this on his Patreon... Well Tommy being this way is not a new development. Tommy has been this way for decades. Amico and Oof may have opened that can to a wider audience, but when you ask around it isn't new news. Hey it is time to spread some fun from Christmas past... He's right. I underestimated his stupidity and inability to make a basic android box. So I will take that small L. 🤣 Tommy admitting they didn't have a plan. Also an example as to why Tommy wouldn't like me. I listened to what he said and he contradicts himself. I was someone who he couldn't straight up BS and I don't believe in the appeal to authority fallacy. He said simple games for anyone and is trying to let people think it would have Metroidvanias on it.... 🙄 Narrator: Utopia never came. Stop asking questions Beefy! He might have to clarify the BS he spreads and out he has no idea what he is saying. What will his response be? He didn't answer the question. 🤣 Most likely because he was full of crap and couldn't give examples. If all these people giving "interviews" even tried to clarify some of the crap out of his mouth, many would have had a more real impression of the console. He would just make people think this console would make their wet dreams come true. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 F&!$ YOU TOMMY YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS THERE WASN'T AN AMICO UNDER THE TREE THE KIDS ARE CRYING ASKING WHERE THEIR AMICO IS ONE OF THEM CAME UP TO ME AND SAID "NOW I KNOW SANTA ISN'T REAL BECAUSE I TOLD HIM EVERY DAY ALL I WANTED WAS AN AMICO" THEY WON'T PLAY MARIO PARTY BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS CORNHOLE I GOT SO MAD I THREW MY SWITCH CONTROLLER THROUGH THE TV I'M LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW, GUESS THE HATERS ARE RIGHT AFTER ALL 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: F&!$ YOU TOMMY YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS THERE WASN'T AN AMICO UNDER THE TREE THE KIDS ARE CRYING ASKING WHERE THEIR AMICO IS ONE OF THEM CAME UP TO ME AND SAID "NOW I KNOW SANTA ISN'T REAL BECAUSE I TOLD HIM EVERY DAY ALL I WANTED WAS AN AMICO" THEY WON'T PLAY MARIO PARTY BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS CORNHOLE I GOT SO MAD I THREW MY SWITCH CONTROLLER THROUGH THE TV I'M LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW, GUESS THE HATERS ARE RIGHT AFTER ALL Amico, breaking family dreams since 2020. Here are some more memories of Amico Christmas past... Narrator: 2021 did not see the Amico launch. RFID hard... Can someone fact check this? I'd bet Joey Kuras did it. IT'S ALWAYS JOEY! Narrator: There was no Hot Wheels game. Narrator: None of the games were there for launch. None of those games were the physical products. Narrator: The former CEO laughed to himself as he knew there would never be one Amico in a house, let alone two. He quietly laughed and thanked you for funding his poor business choices. Anyone remember when this was coming out in 2020... You should have thought about the future and realized you should have worked on the console that had been two months delayed already. Narrator: The former CEO laughs at the idea of the retro gamers buying double of everything. This gets him thinking and wondering, "Would they buy not games before the console even released?" Narrator: They never did get that Tron license from Disney did they? Man how much shit did he just throw out there? Also for reference. Both individuals have since asked for their preorder money back. They refused to give Cy's back until Bro called up Tommy directly. They are so ashamed they both want to wash the smell of Amico taint off of them. Please don't go to their channels and remind them how far up a hack CEO's butt they were. They loved.... codes in the box. Their love bought with a cheap Oof token. Narrator: They still haven't passed their compliance two years later. The two units they gave out have NDAs to protect them from showing just how bad the dumpster fire truly is. Narrator: The CEO gets excited while thinking of lapdances from mermaids. They must work really slowly. Or their CEO avoids making decisions so they could get their backend all done. Narrator: It would soon be apparant that grandma could more easily learn to use the controller, than the Boomer CEO could at posting pictures. Unless those pictures contained nudity. Those he could figure out just fine. Ask yourself why that is? He continues the lie that it is physical media. He made his margins bigger by not providing a game with each purchase. Enjoy your not physical media card and token. Code in a box is everyone's favorite! That is Phil Adam of Chameleon fame. Take note SmashJT! Narrator: If he ate the cheese on the pizza in Boston he isn't vegan either. 🤣 Narrator: It would be something if you would get to work, and make the console you took money for. We notice that you are more interested in showing off than working. Please let me lead you on to think it will have everything you want. But he last year said it would appeal to everyone but they didn't want people to think they were competing with the Big 3. Which is his way of saying he knows they will lose, and can't choose a lane. This company was all over the place. Narrator: 2021 was not a great year for Amico. Edited December 25, 2022 by MrBeefy 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roots.genoa Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 4 hours ago, MrBeefy said: Narrator: 2021 was not a great year for Amico. Narrator: neither was 2022, and wait til you see 2023! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Not gonna lie, it was hard to stay in character once the Nick statement of "let's just quietly imply that all 'haters' are murderers because correlation is causation when it comes to things we dislike" coupled with the outright reality twisting was highlighted. I actually typed up a reply then deleted it for breaking the fourth wall. As to why people will buy this crap? Just look at half the dev threads around here where the first post is "we will not be making more and will not be releasing a ROM" followed by 17 pages of people who can't read and just reply with "1 CIB FOR ME THANKS" - knee-jerk consumerism. SHINY THING THAT HAS NAME I REMEMBER, CAUSE BRAIN CELLS DIE, ME CLICK BUY NOW 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, roots.genoa said: Narrator: neither was 2022, and wait til you see 2023! Here is the story of Amico past 2021. It came early in late November. 🤣 And now time for Amico Christmas present 2022! Who wants to take a stab at Amico Christmas future 2023? 35 minutes ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Not gonna lie, it was hard to stay in character once the Nick statement of "let's just quietly imply that all 'haters' are murderers because correlation is causation when it comes to things we dislike" coupled with the outright reality twisting was highlighted. I actually typed up a reply then deleted it for breaking the fourth wall. As to why people will buy this crap? Just look at half the dev threads around here where the first post is "we will not be making more and will not be releasing a ROM" followed by 17 pages of people who can't read and just reply with "1 CIB FOR ME THANKS" - knee-jerk consumerism. SHINY THING THAT HAS NAME I REMEMBER, CAUSE BRAIN CELLS DIE, ME CLICK BUY NOW So something like this? Going back to the breaking the 4th wall part. Tommy had a tendency to project on others. I would not be surprised to find he was in talks with Ferretti having worked with him in the past. Then that terrible shit happened, and he decided to use it to try and leverage himself. He lies so much I can't take him seriously. 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzie.P Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Jeez... did Tommy work hand in hand with Beefy to get the world record for "Most Insanely Longest post on AtariAge," or that record way up there and I just haven't seen it. Trying to scroll past that mess locked up my crappy phone (which still has better hardware than Amico, ba-dum-tss!) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Just now, Razzie.P said: did Tommy work hand in hand with Beefy to get the world record for "Most Insanely Longest post on AtariAge," Only if one of them coughed up $10k of investor money. And now that you gave him the idea.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzie.P Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Just now, Cebus Capucinis said: Only if one of them coughed up $10k of investor money. And now that you gave him the idea.... Woo Hoo!! Me, Tommy, and Beefy gonna win a world record! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Also we know that Amico 2022 meme is a lie because that implies Ralphie ever actually gets a physical product in the first place. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowsdower70 Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Also we know that Amico 2022 meme is a lie because that implies Ralphie ever actually gets a physical product in the first place. He got one of those nifty, rare coins! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Rowsdower70 said: He got one of those nifty, rare coins! I wonder what will happen when he presses it against the console--BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN FINISH THE SENTENCE 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 On 12/24/2022 at 4:09 PM, SteveTheColecoDude said: hbomberguy posted this on his Patreon... my main mistake appears to have been giving Tommy too much credit. Oh my!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Razzie.P said: Jeez... did Tommy work hand in hand with Beefy to get the world record for "Most Insanely Longest post on AtariAge," or that record way up there and I just haven't seen it. Trying to scroll past that mess locked up my crappy phone (which still has better hardware than Amico, ba-dum-tss!) At least you weren't the one screenshoting them. IT'S ALWAYS BEEFY! 1 hour ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Only if one of them coughed up $10k of investor money. And now that you gave him the idea.... You are such a forum post racist. There I said it. You are trying to destroy what I'm doing. 🤪 1 hour ago, Razzie.P said: Woo Hoo!! Me, Tommy, and Beefy gonna win a world record! HELL yeah I'm taking you with me! I have the DATA that shows 3.1 billion people don't give a damn. 1 hour ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Also we know that Amico 2022 meme is a lie because that implies Ralphie ever actually gets a physical product in the first place. Wouldn't That Be Something? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roots.genoa Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Also we know that Amico 2022 meme is a lie because that implies Ralphie ever actually gets a physical product in the first place. Why? I was assuming it was a refund for the $100 deposit. 🤔 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Biff Burgertime Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 11 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Not gonna lie, it was hard to stay in character once the Nick statement of "let's just quietly imply that all 'haters' are murderers because correlation is causation when it comes to things we dislike" coupled with the outright reality twisting was highlighted. I actually typed up a reply then deleted it for breaking the fourth wall. C'mon now that's not fair, they're not ALL murderers! Some of them are rapists. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 6 hours ago, roots.genoa said: Why? I was assuming it was a refund for the $100 deposit. 🤔 Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 6 hours ago, Buffalo Biff Burgertime said: C'mon now that's not fair, they're not ALL murderers! Some of them are rapists. What's funny about this post is the guy he quoted went around with another member here implying that Mr. Dorkalicious was whoring his wife out online. She did cosplay, non-nude cosplay. You know why that happened? Dorkalicious was one of the first YTers who didn't buy into everything he said. He also showed how dumb Tommy was, by how he had a hater folder on his desktop. 1 hour ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. Hey good news. I know Christmas was ruined, but the new year is saved! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B089M6P1DJ?ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_RNHP3C7XW8KT019EZD77&dplnkId=3e099e92-3cdb-4497-9b40-f3efaf954270&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls It really is amazing how they didn't put any effort into trying to get this in anyone's hands. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cebus Capucinis Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Rapists, murderers, and gatekeepings, oh my! (I think we all know who the Scarecrow is in this mental picture.) 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 15 minutes ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Rapists, murderers, and gatekeepings, oh my! (I think we all know who the Scarecrow is in this mental picture.) Don't underestimate him. I bet he's lacking in a heart and also a coward. The man deserves an award! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveTheColecoDude Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Buffalo Biff Burgertime said: C'mon now that's not fair, they're not ALL murderers! Some of them are rapists. Tommy also spread rumours that one of his critics could get in trouble with the MeToo movement. I.e... Tommy was implying that they had sexually abused or harassed people He said this after they had been banned from here and couldn't respond (and also after Tommy had said on a stream that the MeToo movement had "gone too far"). Imagine using a matter as serious as sexual abuse/harassment as a weapon to dismiss critics about your video game console. Edited December 26, 2022 by SteveTheColecoDude 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy2D Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 8 hours ago, Buffalo Biff Burgertime said: C'mon now that's not fair, they're not ALL murderers! Some of them are rapists. I know that he likely intended to say: "the meaning of" or maybe "the definition of" rather then "the merit of" but holy cripes does that sentence look terrible. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Tommy2D said: I know that he likely intended to say: "the meaning of" or maybe "the definition of" rather then "the merit of" but holy cripes does that sentence look terrible. Even so, I'm not sure if you give him the benefit of a doubt, it looks much better. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, SteveTheColecoDude said: Tommy also spread rumours that one of his critics could get in trouble with the MeToo movement. I.e... Tommy was implying that they had sexually abused or harassed people He said this after they had been banned from here and couldn't respond (and also after Tommy had said on a stream that the MeToo movement had "gone too far"). Imagine using a matter as serious as sexual abuse/harassment as a weapon to dismiss critics about your video game console. Yup this was typical behavior behind the scenes and how he manipulated the easily influenced to do his dirty work for him. It's why other forum members here attacked Dorkalicious and his wife as well as harassed other female YTers. But it's okay to do that according to them, as long as it's in the name of a vaporware toy. That's why it was a cult. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Biff Burgertime Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Tommy2D said: I know that he likely intended to say: "the meaning of" or maybe "the definition of" rather then "the merit of" but holy cripes does that sentence look terrible. JFC, I've never seen this one. Tommy... I guess he spams too much to proofread. 3 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Rapists, murderers, and gatekeepings, oh my! (I think we all know who the Scarecrow is in this mental picture.) Gaming murderers, gaming rapists, gaming racists! But hey at least they were gaming, unlike those waiting for Amico. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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