FIGO BEO - Cumtroller Dickstick; the best way to play to your Atari Porn game

[litoskin]

Hi everyone, I'm Gianluigi Valgimigli, the creator of Figo Beo, the game for 2600 completely produced in Italy that brought the Atari Porn genre back to life, and I'm writing this post to announce the imminent release of a peripheral dedicated to the title in question, namely the "FIGO BEO - Cumtroller Dickstick". The joystick is inspired by the controller I drew in the Figo Beo instruction booklet and will be produced in a few copies, all numbered and signed by me. To pre-order it, you can send an email to "brainfusion@libero.it".
The Cumtroller Dickstick will be sold individually (with box and booklet, not yet printed) at the price of 99 dollars (90 euros), or in a Limited Edition together with Figo Beo at the price of 160 dollars (149 euros).

I leave you with some photos (where you can see the first prototype of the dickstick in the hand of our technician, who created it with the 3D printer).

 

Thank you very much for your attention,
Gianluigi Valgimigli

 

ITALIAN VERSION:

Ciao a tutti, sono Gianluigi Valgimigli, il creatore di Figo Beo, il gioco per 2600 completamente prodotto in Italia che ha riportato in vita il genere Atari Porn, e sto scrivendo questo post per annunciarvi l'imminente uscita di una periferica dedicata al titolo in questione, ovvero il "FIGO BEO - Cumtroller Dickstick". Il joystick trae ispirazione dal controller che ho disegnato nel libretto di istruzioni di Figo Beo e sarà prodotto in poche copie, tutte numerate e firmate da me. Per prenotarlo, potete inviare una mail all'indirizzo "brainfusion@libero.it".
Il Cumtroller Dickstick sarà venduto singolarmente (munito di box e libretto, non ancora stampati) al prezzo di 99 dollari (90 euro), oppure in Limited Edition assieme a Figo Beo al prezzo di 160 dollari (149 euro).

Vi lascio con qualche foto (in cui potrete vedere il primo prototipo del dickstick in mano al nostro tecnico, il quale l'ha realizzato con la stampante 3D).

 

Grazie mille per l'attenzione,
Gianluigi Valgimigli

[+Yurkie]

Have you made/sold any atari games in the past?

[+Yurkie]

@litoskinCan I have dibs on #69?

Send me a PayPal link

[litoskin]

Hi @Yurkie! I made FIGO BEO (it's my first game; you can see other details in my first post on Atari Age: "NEW ATARI 2600 SEXY GAME - FIGO BEO" from November 10, 2023) from which the joystick is taken; the game is sold by Brain Fusion Videogames, which is the publisher (it's the first game published for them too; the account I'm writing with is not mine, I don't have a personal account on Atari Age and I'm using the account of the publisher). For now, Dickstick number 69 is not planned, at the moment we plan to make only 20 copies. If you are interested in reserving a copy, you can send an email to "brainfusion@libero.it"; we sell both the single Dickstick and combined with the FIGO BEO game, as written in the post.

 

Thanks a lot,

Gianluigi Valgimigli

Edited February 26 by litoskin

[litoskin]

Hello everyone, I'm writing this post to update you on the Dickstick situation: the project is taking longer than expected, but we are continuing to work on it and hope to be ready soon. Meanwhile, I leave you with some images, in which you can see the packaging of the Dickstick and part of its contents. The cumtroller will be inside a red velvet bag, which will be in a tall beige box. Always inside the box, you can find a poster in two different versions: one original and the other cummed (the cummed are personalized and therefore each is different from the other); on the back of the posters, there will be the instruction manual for the cummed version and issue 1 of the Alma Masturbater Magazine (a one-page magazine that reports the latest news on the world of Figo Beo and on new products arriving related to the brand) for the non-cummed version.

Thank you all for your attention, see you soon! 🙂

 

Gianluigi Valgimigli

[+x=usr(1536)]

Hey, @litoskin - in the future, could you please put images like the ones above behind spoiler tags?  It's not that I find them offensive or anything like that, but if this ended up being viewed by a coworker or small kids it could cause some serious problems.

 

And yes, I read the subject line before opening the thread  Unintended things do happen, though.

[Biff Burgertime]

14 hours ago, litoskin said:

Hello everyone, I'm writing this post to update you on the Dickstick situation: the project is taking longer than expected, but we are continuing to work on it and hope to be ready soon. Meanwhile, I leave you with some images, in which you can see the packaging of the Dickstick and part of its contents. The cumtroller will be inside a red velvet bag, which will be in a tall beige box. Always inside the box, you can find a poster in two different versions: one original and the other cummed (the cummed are personalized and therefore each is different from the other); on the back of the posters, there will be the instruction manual for the cummed version and issue 1 of the Alma Masturbater Magazine (a one-page magazine that reports the latest news on the world of Figo Beo and on new products arriving related to the brand) for the non-cummed version.

Thank you all for your attention, see you soon! 🙂

 

Gianluigi Valgimigli

Why does that dick have 2 holes? (@ the 2nd pic)

[roots.genoa]

I can't wait for topics about someone looking for help because a 'friend' accidentally sat on the joystick... 😉🤫

[Rom Hunter]

I think the stick is funny, but do everyone a favor: hire someone for your artwork.

[frogstar_robot]

On 4/21/2024 at 2:46 AM, Biff Burgertime said:

Why does that dick have 2 holes? (@ the 2nd pic)

 

Bet the model has to wipe the seat a lot......