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gone banana.


atari2600land

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okay, I have reached the point of insanity. I now dream about bananas. I think up stuff to do in my sleep. One of these thoughts was a cooking show where I use primarily bananas. I had a dream where I was doing a cooking show about bananas. I was making snowmen-looking like things out of bananas. Well, it is time to turn my dream into reality now that I am awake. It was a struggle waking up. I don't like to get up. But if I stayed in bed all day, that would be boring as well. So anyway, the goal of this show is to use a whole banana for each episode. This is a thing only I would be interested in, but even so, I think I'll shave it down to 5MB so it will fit on my website. Stupid hosting service. It only allows uploads of 5MB, which is really small now. This means each episode would only last a couple minutes. But it would also mean a commitment to making more in my mind. So the title of the show where I use bananas is called "Gone Banana." Singular, since I only use one banana per episode. And then after I record it, I'll eat my creations, but they'll forever be on "film". And then, since my throat doesn't like bananas all that well, I'll have a can of Cherry 7-Up. My throat hates certain foods and refuses to swallow them. Carl's Jr. hamburgers is one of the foods. I had one today. I vomited half of the thing back up since my throat refused to swallow it. I have a better time with bananas, I don't barf them back up, but it does sort of hurt my throat a little.

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