Orange you glad I said "Banana?"
I decided to make the pages of my banana joke book the same as a Goosebumps-like book. I am using Libre Office to type up the jokes. Because Microsoft Word costs money. While this means it will be harder to print on my printer I think the quality will be better. That and I can use more pages. I'll have to cut the sheets out when I print them because they're smaller than 8.5 x 11 inches. So here's today's banana joke.
Why was the young banana yearning to grow older?
He was green with envy.
I made that one up. I have 7 pages' worth of banana jokes. I'd like to get 100 pages' worth. So I'll probably have to fit less than 5 per page because nobody in the whole world could think of 100 pages' worth of banana jokes even if you gave them a million years.
I went to the store today. They were selling Christmas trees in the garden section. Can we not get through Thanksgiving, much less Halloween, first? It seems kind of weird, too, because they still had flowers for sale, which I thought was odd because it's not summer any more.
And I worked on that Frank the Fruit Fly screen I made yesterday to make the brick walls solid and you can't go through them. So it's a lot better now.
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