Dear AtariAge - my open resume
dear atariage
i hear (or read on my shipping label) that you are in the austin area, i am also in the austin area, so being 100% serious and not joking i would like to work at your warehouses or your mystical magic machines that turn plastic and PCBs into dreams and homebrew game cartridges.
experience
my experience is... uhhhh.... i play cartridges all the time, but i promise not to steal any games, i will do my job properly and not steal I PROMISE NOT TO STEAL, yes... no stealing... i promise...
WHY ME?
why NOT me? i have an econobox that doesnt work yet so i'll need 1 or 2 months minimum before i can start.
but ya know if i ever move out of the state, maybe i'll use my house in a different state as a second base of operations... because i'm trustworthy and never steal... promise this is a good investment
please tell me what my wage will be and i'll tell you when i'm ready to start. again i wont steal anything.
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