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50-Foot-Tall Stalks of Celery


atari2600land

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So, anyway, I got this Dream Theater 2-CD set, hoping to find a 42-minute-long track. Once I got it in the CD player, I was enraged because they broke it up into 8 different tracks, even though the liner notes and the back of the CD clearly said "6. Six Degrees of Turbulence - 42:04". False advertising? Probably. So, now I'm beginning to call all my long songs even longer. For example, I've been putting Thick As a Brick in my lists as two seperate tracks of 20 minutes+ each. Now, it's listed in my lists as one song of 45 minutes. The same goes for A Passion Play and Tubular Bells. I don't know why CD makers are so afraid to have one 40+ minute track. Oh well, on to the title of today's blog.

In 1994, I found a comic I did about 50-foot-tall stalks of celery terrorizing towns a la Godzilla. In 1997, I found I had made a second one. In 2006, I decided to turn the stalk of celery into a superhero. I've entitled it "Adventures of the 50-foot-tall Stalk of Celery." I had made 4 issues of this comic book in 2006 and then lost them. When I "unearthed" them recently, I decided to make even more. So I made issue 5, and if anyone shows any interest, I might post pics of an upcoming 6th issue where 100-foot-tall rabbits try to eat Mr. Celery, and I'll even try to write legibly. ;) I just make weird comics when I'm bored, even though I can't draw. Like this one I update every week (and I make comics a month in advance so I don't have to worry if I can't come up with any ideas for it.)

Well, anyway, thanks for reading all this (if you did, it's a pretty long entry today!)

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The original CD spec had a provision for "chapters" within tracks. (So you could hit next chapter in addition to next track.) IFAIK very few CDs used chapters, and most CD players don't even acknowledge their existance. (Yeah, I got into CD very early so had players which knew about chapters.)

 

The problem with a 40 minute track is you can't skip ahead. On Tubular Bells there are some parts I really like, but I'd hate to have to listen from the beginning every time and fast forward through 30 minutes. My Phantom of the Opera CD is like that - one track per CD. Very annoying.

 

So maybe if chapters had caught on then you'd see more 40 minute tracks.

 

(I once made MP3s of the commentary tracks from the Lord of the Rings DVDs to listen to on my daily commute. I broke them up into 10 minute songs so I didn't have to search as far to get back to where I left off the previous day.)

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How interesting! This makes me wonder why DVDs have chapters. Did someone look at an early CD when creating DVDs, and say "You know, maybe we should add chapters to our new invention"? Of course, I have weird theories about everything, like why VCRs have record buttons. There weren't camcorders back then, so I figured it would be so people could videotape themselves playing video games. But then, that would mean that people could tape TV as well. I have a newscast from '83 which addresses the problem of people taping copyrighted programs on VCRs and whether it's a crime or not. How ironic is that? :lol:

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Although there may be some relationship between CD and DVD tracks & chapters (actually, I was looking at Wikipedia, and they were officially known as indexes), but I suspect there's nothing more than a casual causal relationship.

 

Consumer VCRs were always meant for recording broadcast TV.

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