+frankodragon Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Every time you die playing Montezuma's Revenge on the 5200, with the original controller, you must eat a pound of Haribo Sugar-free Gummy Bears. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 In Videogame Hell, all consoles have the blinkies.And if you blow in your cartridges, you go to Videogame Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLic0ne t0aD Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) I've got one! In Video Game Hell, you must beat Zelda: Ocarina of Time .. BLINDFOLDED, like Runnerguy2489 did in his 45 part series on YouTube. I love watching people speedrun this game (Super Mario 64 too), these guys have insane skills.. the glitches and tricks are really neat. :thumbsup: Any% is my favorite category, current world record for beating the game is 17 minutes, 45 seconds. 100% category world record is 4:19:34 https://www.zeldaspeedruns.com/oot/ Edited January 4, 2016 by SiLic0ne t0aD85 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Every time you die playing Montezuma's Revenge on the 5200, with the original controller, you must eat a pound of Haribo Sugar-free Gummy Bears. Uh-Oh! It's that time again... When you're playing Atari, ate some rotten calimari, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're playing old games, your butt starts launching flames, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're yanking your joystick, you better run quick, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're shooting aliens down, your pants are liquid brown, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you got the blinky screen and your gut is turning green, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're blowing on the cart and you hope that was a fart, diarrhea... diarrhea... Shooting ducks with the zapper, and you're running for the crapper, diarrhea, diarrhea... When you're playing Merry-O, and you really got to go, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're stomping on the Goomba and you think you've met your doom-a, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're kicking Koopa Troopa, you start making poopa, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you hit the flag pole, didn't make it to the bowl, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you toot the warp whistle and you think you are the shizzle, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're 'bout to fight Bowser, you better check your trouser, diarrhea... diarrhea... When you're saving the princess, you've made a shitty mess, diarrhea... diarrhea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 When you pay $60 for a shell of a game and have to pay for DLC to fill it in and finish it into the game you paid $60 for, and the game won't even work after a period of time since it's online only and eventually the servers will be shut down, and TFB because that's just the way it is now...you're in Videogame Hell. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 In Video Game Hell you have to eat a whole box of Ex-Lax tablets when you get a game over in Battletoads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 When you're a stickler for complete games, but new games are phasing out manuals so you never know if that case is missing a manual or if it's supposed to be empty... you're in videogame hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) You attend a garage sale and happen upon a cardboard box full of dusty old NES and Atari 2600 games that a kind old lady had been storing in the attic. "Cool! How much are these?" you ask. She replies that she's just getting rid of them, that they belonged to her son, and that they're only fifty cents a piece. Your eyes open wide as you dig through these treasures. One rare title after another turn up among the more common titles. You can't believe your luck. What is that? It's "Mangia" still in the box. It's Ultravision "Karate." It's "Quadrun." It's "Little Samson." "Oh, my son loved to collect all kinds of weird games before he moved out!" she exclaimed. "They've been taking up space in the attic for years. I want them out of here. I'll sell you the entire box for $20. Or is that too much?" You think about what a steal this will be, and you check for your wallet, and it's gone. Crap, you forgot your wallet. You inform her that you need to get some cash and that you'll be right back. Then you wake up. Edited January 5, 2016 by mbd30 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 5, 2016 Author Share Posted January 5, 2016 You attend a garage sale and happen upon a cardboard box full of dusty old NES and Atari 2600 games that a kind old lady had been storing in the attic. "Cool! How much are these?" you ask. She replies that she's just getting rid of them, that they belonged to her son, and that they're only fifty cents a piece. Your eyes open wide as you dig through these treasures. One rare title after another turn up among the more common titles. You can't believe your luck. What is that? It's "Mangia" still in the box. It's Ultravision "Karate." It's "Quadrun." It's "Little Samson." "Oh, my son loved to collect all kinds of weird games before he moved out!" she exclaimed. "They've been taking up space in the attic for years. I want them out of here. I'll sell you the entire box for $20. Or is that too much?" You think about what a steal this will be, and you check for your wallet, and it's gone. Crap, you forgot your wallet. You inform her that you need to get some cash and that you'll be right back. Then you wake up. I've had those dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 In Video Game Hell you have to eat a whole box of Ex-Lax tablets when you get a game over in Battletoads. You must really love singing this song: http://atariage.com/forums/topic/247246-video-game-hell/?p=3407318 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 In Videogame Hell, you have to listen to "Where did you learn to fly?" while inhaling burning plastic Jaguar fumes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pRo0yZ9AxQ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torr Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) ... while inhaling burning plastic Jaguar fumes. Dude... that's WHY Jaguar fans are so adamant in their love for it... have you ever actually enhaled? I don't just mean puff in/puff out... I mean enhale. It's best if you enhale, do a shot of vodka, THEN exhale... trust me... I wisened up though... no more of that shit for ME. Let those jag-heads do what they want, I got a job and responsibilities and shit... Edited January 6, 2016 by Torr 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 In video game hell, when you miss a duck in Duck Hunt. You are forced to watch the dog laugh at you for 10 hours. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLic0ne t0aD Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 That might be the best one yet! I used to get so mad at that damn dog when I was a kid. I wonder if there is a hack to shoot the dog? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Dude... that's WHY Jaguar fans are so adamant in their love for it... have you ever actually enhaled? I don't just mean puff in/puff out... I mean enhale. It's best if you enhale, do a shot of vodka, THEN exhale... trust me... I wisened up though... no more of that shit for ME. Let those jag-heads do what they want, I got a job and responsibilities and shit... Cannonball that shit! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 @SiLic0ne t0aD85: Yes you can actually. If you are not aware in the arcade version of Duck Hunt which is called Vs. Duck Hunt. You can shoot the dog in the bonus stage. It's a fun one. I have it on mame and also on a reproduction cart for the NES that I got from retrousb.com 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLic0ne t0aD Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 ^ Wow I can't believe I never knew that. I'll have to check that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 @SiLic0ne t0aD85: Yes you can actually. If you are not aware in the arcade version of Duck Hunt which is called Vs. Duck Hunt. You can shoot the dog in the bonus stage. It's a fun one. I have it on mame and also on a reproduction cart for the NES that I got from retrousb.com Yes, it's one of my all favorite past times. One of my favorite repros, along with SMB2j with level select and DK "Pie" Foundry. http://www.retrousb.com/product_info.php?cPath=31&products_id=96 Shame they got discontinued... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 @SiLic0ne t0aD85: Yes you can actually. If you are not aware in the arcade version of Duck Hunt which is called Vs. Duck Hunt. You can shoot the dog in the bonus stage. It's a fun one. I have it on mame and also on a reproduction cart for the NES that I got from retrousb.com LOL. At 2:02 it looks like he's giving you the middle finger with his crutch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 In Videogame Hell, the Duck Hunt Dog shoots YOU. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 In Videogame Hell, the Duck Hunt Dog shoots YOU. I thought that was Gaming Russia? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I thought that was Gaming Russia? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raticon Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Quite simple: Being stuck in a room with all of the best consoles and games you can think of and all the time you want to play them but all the controllers are broken, half-broken or works terribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 You only have CD-i and 3 games. The 3 Zelda games that even die hard Zelda fan refuses to touch, much less acknowledge they exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Another one You find at Goodwill a huge lot including MISB Adventurevision, NWC, sealed Stadium Event, and other stuff but you forgot the damn wallet, found only 3 pennies in your car, they can't do payment over cell phone, they won't hold for you, and your nearest friend or relative who could loan you money is hours away. And that is not all, Mr. Happiestsellerever just pulled in the parking lot and he looks like he has enough to buy out the entire store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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