BassGuitari Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 You must beat the entire Game.com library. But you have no batteries! Sounds like a pardon to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Or it was a dimension where fun and entertainment was never allowed. I think that touches on an interesting loop-hole. Damned gamers will have to spend an eternity in Heaven. Heaven's seal of quality would make Nintendo's look lenient. Every console would likely be banned because they would be viewed as idols full of graven images that are acting out all kinds violence, sorcery, and sinful acts. The other guy, on the other hand, probably thought up video games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 In Video Game Hell you have to watch this Funco Land training video from circa 1997/1998. Not to mention being tortured and pressured by The Game Master on a quest for the 5 quality services that each employee must adhere at Funco Land. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 Poor Adam looked like he was IN Videogame Hell for a bit there.Seeing all those PlayStation games makes me miss the '90s. I can do without the ill-fitted khakis and polo shirts, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 In Videogame Hell, you get to play all your favorite NES titles...on Commodore 64.I'm looking at you, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Double Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 In Videogame Hell, you only have two player games- and you have one controller that cannot be unplugged from the player one socket.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 In Video Game Hell. When you play a game of Joust this is what happens..... http://youtu.be/nSEFuZKzQEs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 In Video Game Hell. When you play a game of Joust this is what happens..... http://youtu.be/nSEFuZKzQEs And in Videogame Hell this happens every time you play Sega Genesis/Megadrive: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 And in Videogame Hell this happens every time you play Sega Genesis/Megadrive: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltigro Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 In Video Game Hell. When you play a game of Joust this is what happens..... I don't often say this, but WTF did I just watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I don't often say this, but WTF did I just watch? A hilareous commercial. Why don't they do over-the-top ads like this anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 In Videogame Hell, all your games, controllers and consoles have unknown sticky residue with hair, and you cannot remove it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 In Videogame Hell, all your games, controllers and consoles have unknown sticky residue with hair, and you cannot remove it. And a fragrance of cigarettes and cat piss that never comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 In Videogame Hell, all consoles are "refurbished" with Armor All.If you do this in life, you go to Videogame Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 In video game hell, all consoles are PAL and all TVs are NTSC. The TV either displays "unsupported signal" or rolls like a wheel off a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 There are only two consoles: the NES and Atari 7800. Every conceivable discussion about video games thus devolves into a 7800-versus-NES argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7800fan Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 You have all consoles and all games you could ever want but there's no electricity at all. No batteries, nothing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 In video game hell you only have access to kinect workout games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 There are only two consoles: the NES and Atari 7800. Every conceivable discussion about video games thus devolves into a 7800-versus-NES argument. The flickerness sucks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutsy Doodleheimer Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 In Video Game Hell, when you power on all your games the graphics and sound are from the RCA Studio II. So enjoy hearing the lovely sounds of a chicken masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 The flickerness sucks!! Here we go again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassGuitari Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 The flickerness sucks!! Throw the following buzzwords and phrases into a blender and you get your standard boilerplate self-righteous 7800 vs. NES argument: "Shovelware" "Licensing" "Tile graphics" "2600 sound" "Super Mario Bros. wasn't really that groundbreaking" "Cutthroat third-party lockup" "Old early '80s arcade ports" "Color wasn't as good as the Master System" "Terrible D-pad" "Terrible joystick" "Flicker" "Double Dragon" In Video Game Hell, when you power on all your games the graphics and sound are from the RCA Studio II. So enjoy hearing the lovely sounds of a chicken masturbating. To me the Studio II sounds like R2D2 farting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbd30 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Throw the following buzzwords and phrases into a blender and you get your standard boilerplate self-righteous 7800 vs. NES argument: "Shovelware" "Licensing" "Tile graphics" "2600 sound" "Super Mario Bros. wasn't really that groundbreaking" "Cutthroat third-party lockup" "Old early '80s arcade ports" "Color wasn't as good as the Master System" "Terrible D-pad" "Terrible joystick" "Flicker" "Double Dragon" Haha, that's every NES vs 7800 argument in a nutshell. It's funny how heated the arguments get. It's as bad as discussing politics or religion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Really I don't care thought it would be funny to throw it out there because the vs bs stuff was mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 In Videogame Hell, your only console is the WiNi (Weenie): 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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