Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Lodmot should grab the trademark, squirt out a quick mobile game, and post all the nasty letters that Atari*'s lawyers send him. Atari, so much more than lawsuits and empty promises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Remember when I said Atari SA should invest in private-labeled electronics? Turns out it's really easy: https://www.4imprint.com/sgroup/193/Technology?icid=catx8_tech_US_031919 4imprint is a company which specializes in promotional goods. They'll print your name on a speaker, headphones, thumb drive, whatever. Looks like prices start at $5.99 USD. https://www.4imprint.com/bluetooth-and-wireless Order a thousand dollars worth of those, google "Independent Electronics Store" + [ZIP CODE], & send them a letter offering them products on consignment. Risky? Sure. But business involves some risk. That's Atari SA's problem; they want someone else to take the risk for them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 How soon before somebody has the official Ataribox squeezie stress balls for sale? That's pretty much what they showed this time last year. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That would be very much on brand for a company who is skating to where the puck was about 10 years ago. I suggest using this stomach squishy and imprinting the inscription: ATARI 2019 it takes GUTS to be this incompetent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 So Max logged in last night. Not gonna lie...I'm glad he's gone but he did promise an apology first... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodmot Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 That would be very much on brand for a company who is skating to where the puck was about 10 years ago. Screen Shot 2019-03-20 at 11.19.59 AM.png I suggest using this stomach squishy and imprinting the inscription: ATARI 2019 it takes GUTS to be this incompetent More like it takes dick to be this ass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 More like it takes dick to be this ass. They're a little rude, but I'll bet one could find a wholesaler to get these cheaper. Cute and probably NSFW for most people. https://www.amazon.com/QBABY-Novelty-Squishy-Squeeze-Rising/dp/B07GLPZB6L Michael Arzt's new desktop 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Nice find. GIF'd for future reference. If someone wanted to make it loop more cleanly, that would be great. I made it more like what Atari SA 's version of Pong would be like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 More like it takes dick to be this ass. I wish I spoke millennial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Atari: Much more than video games, and pure ass. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodmot Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Atari: Much more than video games, and pure ass. pAAASSSSin' gAAAASSSS outta my AAAASSSS real fAAAASSSSSt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 THIS JUST IN FROM THE CHURCH OF ATARI* 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 THIS JUST IN FROM THE CHURCH OF ATARI* Screen Shot 2019-03-20 at 2.45.09 PM.png He's right you know. Somebody might purchase Atari in the near future, let's say 15 years from now and actually release a console again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Good news. Credit card company is ready to fight them. I should know more within a week. Then it goes into a 90 days dispute period. So we shall see. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Good news. Credit card company is ready to fight them. I should know more within a week. Then it goes into a 90 days dispute period. So we shall see. Excellent! Congrats!!! Now you need to do the lords work and go on IGG and explain to anybody that is sweating their decision to go call their banks and begin the deluge of charge backs !!!! Carry on retro soldier! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I hope you retain your "backer's only" shitposting privileges. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I hope you retain your "backer's only" shitposting privileges. I thought that's what this thread was for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Excellent! Congrats!!! Now you need to do the lords work and go on IGG and explain to anybody that is sweating their decision to go call their banks and begin the deluge of charge backs !!!! Carry on retro soldier! I think I will wait a bit and see what happens. They said give them a week at least to get back with me. Maybe since @lodmot has been pestering them he can also jump on board and help out. @flojomojo I will not let this rest. I will call them out as much as possible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I thought that's what this thread was for? It's more fun to drop them on Atari*'s lawn. I hope we get a "little stinker" poop emoji when this site is updated. Here are some devils in the meantime. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 It's more fun to drop them on Atari*'s lawn. I hope we get a "little stinker" poop emoji when this site is updated. Here are some devils in the meantime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 It's more fun to drop them on Atari*'s lawn. I hope we get a "little stinker" poop emoji when this site is updated. Here are some devils in the meantime. Either way Atari will keep hearing from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgeld Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Screen Shot 2019-03-20 at 2.45.09 PM.png They may know they are not stupid, its just the rest of us who are questioning it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Atari: Much more than video games, and pure ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 The usual Nutari backers are getting a tad bit weird. I blame the water. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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