+GoldLeader Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 And Tacos Are Really Interesting ! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Assuming there is no ground breaking announcement tomorrow, didn't Max promise to F#ck right off for good???? That's how I've read it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Max said he would apologize and leave the forum if I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 So if proven wrong yet again, it's safe to assume the mods will lock his forum account, print out his profile, burn it to ash, piss on the ashes, sweep the wet ashes into a ziploc bag, encase the bag into a brick of cement, and deposit the brick into a very deep septic tank? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TACODON Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) I'd forward the ashes to Atari HQ in France for proper disposal. Edited March 18, 2019 by TACODON 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Same dif. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeBYmBYaos In particular I like Javert's verse: One day more to revolution We will nip it in the bud We'll be ready for these schoolboys They will wet themselves with blood 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_convoy Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 I don't want the guy to leave the forum; I want him to quit being a shill for a rights-squatting fake company that doesn't care about him in the least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Consider my breath bated. Masterfully? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 I want him to quit being a shill for a rights-squatting fake company that doesn't care about him in the least. Except he isn't even a proper shill. He's a nutter that imagines things are going to happen, and then seems legitimately disappointed when they don't. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majestyx Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) we_have_proof.jpg Translation: Until you can prove that the Atari VCS does not exist, I will continue to believe that it does exist. Edited March 18, 2019 by majestyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Translation: Until you can prove that the Atari VCS does not exist, I will continue to believe that it does exist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Translation: Until you can prove that the Atari VCS does not exist, I will continue to believe that it does exist. Yup. That's some flying spaghetti monster logic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodmot Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) Oh, hey look, an 11th update with nearly the same amount of substance as the 10th update... I say "nearly", because they actually revealed that the console is now getting upgraded to an AMD Ryzen APU, and they've delayed the release to the end of 2019. So will that be the routine now? Every year they release like 4 updates, 3 of which have nothing to do with the progress of the project whatsoever, and 1 that has a small blurb saying "Yeah, we delayed the system another 6 months and bumped up to an APU from one from 2015 to one from 2016. Give me the Google/Sega console. XP Edited March 18, 2019 by Lodmot 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 So will that be the routine now? Where you been buddy? It's always been like this 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSchoolRetroGamer Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 This is an exact copy of the update Lodmot mentioned above (I stay on the mailing list for the laughs ) We can all eat our words and rest easy I am sure..... Hello Fans! The team entered the year 2019 with a lot of great momentum and excitement around the Atari VCS project, confident in our direction and progress. Atari is working with some of the top talent and companies in the business, all helping to implement the vision for both the product and all the elements that go into it. This project’s integrity and backers’ emotional and financial investments are and will always be our top priorities. Today’s new Atari VCS blog, linked below, discusses our recent decision to upgrade to an all-new AMD chip, and its impact on the product’s delivery which is now end of 2019. When reading the blog, we hope you all appreciate the reasons why we decided to make this upgrade and why, when given an opportunity to improve the product in exchange for a new delivery date, we chose to upgrade. Working together with project partners and stakeholders, we took the time to fully-mature this important decision before making it public. The team is listening to your comments and questions and are confident that this change positively reflects many of our fans’ and backers’ feedback. We also acknowledge your requests for more frequent updates, but please bear in mind that Atari and its partners are constrained by mutually-agreed approval processes and other restrictions that may be legal, self-imposed, regulatory and/or some combination of these. Details about the product(s) and strategies of both Atari and its partners can and will be shared only when all stakeholders agree. We cannot thank you enough for your support! — The Atari VCS Team 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColecoJoe Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 This is an exact copy of the update Lodmot mentioned above (I stay on the mailing list for the laughs ) We can all eat our words and rest easy I am sure..... Hello Fans! The team entered the year 2019 with a lot of great momentum and excitement around the Atari VCS project, confident in our direction and progress. Atari is working with some of the top talent and companies in the business, all helping to implement the vision for both the product and all the elements that go into it. This project’s integrity and backers’ emotional and financial investments are and will always be our top priorities. Today’s new Atari VCS blog, linked below, discusses our recent decision to upgrade to an all-new AMD chip, and its impact on the product’s delivery which is now end of 2019. When reading the blog, we hope you all appreciate the reasons why we decided to make this upgrade and why, when given an opportunity to improve the product in exchange for a new delivery date, we chose to upgrade. Working together with project partners and stakeholders, we took the time to fully-mature this important decision before making it public. The team is listening to your comments and questions and are confident that this change positively reflects many of our fans’ and backers’ feedback. We also acknowledge your requests for more frequent updates, but please bear in mind that Atari and its partners are constrained by mutually-agreed approval processes and other restrictions that may be legal, self-imposed, regulatory and/or some combination of these. Details about the product(s) and strategies of both Atari and its partners can and will be shared only when all stakeholders agree. We cannot thank you enough for your support! — The Atari VCS Team Where is the blog link? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 What I take from this is: "We're taking so long to get anything done that newer processors now cost less than our original, and it doesn't really matter anyway because we haven't built anything and upgrading paper specs is easy." 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtariLeaf Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 When I worked for Jack in the Box it was nothing unusual to get huge orders of tacos from drunks and druggies all night. It was basically their business model tbh. Nothing was more important to the management then capturing that business. Yep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 TOTALLY STOLE GOOGLE'S THUNDER. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodmot Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Also, they made literally no mention about being at GDC 2019. Considering that it's starting tomorrow, I'm willing to bet that Atari have made no plans to attend it-- otherwise they would've mentioned that in the update. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Oh, hey look, an 11th update with nearly the same amount of substance as the 10th update... It's not even Tuesday yet, and it's already a landmark day for Atari! They also announced that they Nvizzio released an update for their Chris Sawyer's game "Rollercoaster Tycoon Touch". Wait... isn't a "Tycoon Touch" what's been getting a lot of Hollywood executives in trouble lately? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 But does it make tacos? (Albert really needs to get some taco emojis on here) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodmot Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 But does it make tacos? (Albert really needs to get some taco emojis on here) I have a taco that can run Crysis 6. ;D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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