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Here are some more banana jokes I made for that banana joke book I was making. I discovered it when I was going through my computer when I was bored so I thought I'd work on it some more.

What is the name of the banana you stepped on?

Gre-gory.

 

What famous Brit used to open bananas sloppily?

Jack the Banana Ripper.

 

What game show offers a banana slicer as its grand prize?

The Slice Is Right.”

 

Woman: “Help! My banana is on fire!”

Fireman: “Looks like you have a banana lit.”

 

I'm almost at page 30! My original goal was 100 pages but I don't think I can make that many unless you give me a couple of years to work on it all the time.

 

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