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Banana jokes.



Here are some more banana jokes I made for that banana joke book I was making. I discovered it when I was going through my computer when I was bored so I thought I'd work on it some more.

What is the name of the banana you stepped on?



What famous Brit used to open bananas sloppily?

Jack the Banana Ripper.


What game show offers a banana slicer as its grand prize?

The Slice Is Right.”


Woman: “Help! My banana is on fire!”

Fireman: “Looks like you have a banana lit.”


I'm almost at page 30! My original goal was 100 pages but I don't think I can make that many unless you give me a couple of years to work on it all the time.



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