cybercylon Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Sorry. That won't do. I want you to post a little video of you actually eating the taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I had numerous PM's, text's, email's and phone calls about my tacos being fake. So... Totally shooped. I can tell by the salsa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) I had numerous PM's, text's, email's and phone calls about my tacos being fake. So... Do you run an Atatiage taco franchise?I wants buy stalk. Edited February 10, 2018 by Jinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Do i got to make my own render of them tacos to prove that's totally fake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Sorry. That won't do. I want you to post a little video of you actually eating the taco I don't thing he does porn... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Totally shooped. I can tell by the salsa. Clearly fake. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) To prove your tacos are real, you need to post a picture of them in your bedroom. Edit: oops wrong thread Edited February 10, 2018 by toiletunes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcoleiro1 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 So was there ever any update as to what is happeneing with the AtariBox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 So was there ever any update as to what is happeneing with the AtariBox? Yes. This Valentine's Day, celebrate the two-month anniversary of Atariboxcorp, Inc. cancelling their crowdfunding campaign and keeping completely mum as to any future plans for the Ataribox. And remember: there's no better way to say 'I Love You' than with the gift of a taco. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 "Hello, this is Sy Greenblum,President of the Taco City.I liked their tacos, so much, I bought the company." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Actually all that licensed stuff with Atari logos, is exactly what I would call a step in the right direction. When I said this, I was mostly thinking in terms of anything they can do to make money without crowdfunding. However if they took some money, hired some programmers and made a game, even just something small and downloadable for PS4 or XBOX1, or mobile devices...That would be good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 So was there ever any update as to what is happeneing with the AtariBox? Nope. And silence speaks louder than words. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Yeah but what will you say when they bring the fun? My stalk will soar to 11!! Careful. At level 11 your stalk reaches the giant's castle. If he catches you he'll grind your bones to make his bread. If your quick tho, you can get the goose which lays the golden eggs. If you do that you can fund the Ataribox! Or just buy Atari outright. Or buy Tacos. Your choice. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I would buy an Atari spatula. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Careful. At level 11 your stalk reaches the giant's castle. If he catches you he'll grind your bones to make his bread. If your quick tho, you can get the goose which lays the golden eggs. If you do that you can fund the Ataribox! Or just buy Atari outright. Or buy Tacos. Your choice.#Alwayschoosetacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I would buy an Atari spatula. We're gonna need an AtariShovel for all the money we're about to make: 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raticon Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Actually all that licensed stuff with Atari logos, is exactly what I would call a step in the right direction. It's a step in the right direction if done right, creating buzz and "brand awareness". Sure they can rake in some nickels and dimes pushing tees and hats with the Fuji logo on it, heck even i got a bag with the Atari fuji on it as a present because the person giving it to me knew i liked to play "those old games", but it is a far cry from producing stuff that ACTUALLY relate to you as a game/console/tech-related company, rather than a fashionable brand. Selling licences for clothes, bags and hats with speakers in the brim will not give them the experience need to make a console, but i guess they rather take it on the same way, just license it and hope for the best. Yes, they are making that Rollercoaster Tycoon-thing and that Pride-parade game, but it's a far cry from the position they really want to be in. I'm looking at it from this angle: there are 3 current hardware projects with the Atari logo that is relevant right now. The Flashbacks, which are by all accounts some kind of success. The Gameband, which is (from my perspective) on life-support and struggling hard, and the very much dead Ataribox. The latter 2 has (had?) the same people on them at the top and things are not well, and AtGames handles the first one. Maybe i'm making a too simplified analysis but i'm ready to say that Mac & co perhaps isn't the best people to handle these rather advanced projects and should perhaps "stick" (heh!) to USB-sticks on bracelets. Of course i have no idea if AtGames are more capable or even interested in making a watch or a more advanced box, but i really like how they upped the ante between the rather crude Flashback 4 and the much more elegant Flashback 8 Gold which is my most recent buy. Things are certainly moving in the right direction there. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgman Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Perhaps it should be referred to as the Atarihoax instead? Or how about the Ataribollocks, amirite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Today, I made a discovery that can only - and I state this with no hyperbole - be described as being of monumental importance. It's likely on par with the discovery of radium or perhaps the invention of the Ronco Pocket Fisherman. Setting out from the house earlier, my intention was to run a couple of errands and pick up some tacos for lunch. However, as I was going about my pre-lunch business, I came to realization that I hadn't been to the local (and rather excellent) Greek takeaway in some time. Despite the inherent splendour and allure of tacos, my course was clear: a gyros plate was to be obtained. Having brought the repast home, there was no doubt that previous experiments involving the Mayan hot sauce would be repeated: it was already known to greatly enhance the taste and enjoyment of gyro meat. But what was unknown was that a discovery to rival those made in all of art, science, and invention was about to take place. For reasons that are not entirely clear, I removed the top from the container of tzatziki (not pictured below) and placed it on top of the gyro meat and fries as I was sprinkling the Mayan sauce onto the food. Some of the Mayan sauce landed on the tzatziki. Curious, and using a french fry as a tasting implement, I carefully sampled the Mayan sauce / tzatziki mix. So profund a flavor experience it was that I attained instant understanding - no, a consciousness - of what it must have been like to witness the huge thuderclaps and gurgling rock formations found inside of solid matter, and wept. Tacos remain inviolate; nothing I have described here diminishes their position or prestige. But the Mayan / tzatziki mixture has a transcendent nature beyond mere tastes and flavors; it is simply of the essence of delight and amazement and wonder. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) So did you like it then? Sounds like when that dinosaur accidentally mixed peanut butter and chocolate. Edited February 10, 2018 by JBerel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Gyro support is the best And I'm not talking about motion controls ? ? ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) Today, I made a discovery that can only - and I state this with no hyperbole - be described as being of monumental importance. It's likely on par with the discovery of radium or perhaps the invention of the Ronco Pocket Fisherman. Setting out from the house earlier, my intention was to run a couple of errands and pick up some tacos for lunch. However, as I was going about my pre-lunch business, I came to realization that I hadn't been to the local (and rather excellent) Greek takeaway in some time. Despite the inherent splendour and allure of tacos, my course was clear: a gyros plate was to be obtained. Having brought the repast home, there was no doubt that previous experiments involving the Mayan hot sauce would be repeated: it was already known to greatly enhance the taste and enjoyment of gyro meat. But what was unknown was that a discovery to rival those made in all of art, science, and invention was about to take place. For reasons that are not entirely clear, I removed the top from the container of tzatziki (not pictured below) and placed it on top of the gyro meat and fries as I was sprinkling the Mayan sauce onto the food. Some of the Mayan sauce landed on the tzatziki. Curious, and using a french fry as a tasting implement, I carefully sampled the Mayan sauce / tzatziki mix. So profund a flavor experience it was that I attained instant understanding - no, a consciousness - of what it must have been like to witness the huge thuderclaps and gurgling rock formations found inside of solid matter, and wept. Tacos remain inviolate; nothing I have described here diminishes their position or prestige. But the Mayan / tzatziki mixture has a transcendent nature beyond mere tastes and flavors; it is simply of the essence of delight and amazement and wonder. This is Great beyond all understanding! Should I be concerned at how hungry this makes me considering I'm a vegetarian? Seriously, sounds awesome! Wow!!!!! We're gonna need an AtariShovel for all the money we're about to make: AtariSpatula.jpg Holy cow!!! I bet a ton of us would buy one (or a dozen) of these in a heartbeat!! That is just so Amazing!!! That would be the Atari lifestyle Right There! Let me make some phone calls,....No guarantees, but my sister's former roommate's friend was a buddy of one of the assistants to the head of a big spatula conglomerate, and his friend was even best friends with the Liaison to the Associate Executive Director of the Head of Video Game/Spatula Cross Marketing's Licensing Division. Let me get on the horn and see if I can get something going. Edited February 10, 2018 by GoldLeader 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zylon Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Wow! That's right up there with the time I spilled 1000 Island on a pizza. No one would touch those slices, so I ate them later only to have an enlightening experience. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 We're gonna need an AtariShovel for all the money we're about to make: AtariSpatula.jpg I'll take 8! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 We're gonna need an AtariShovel for all the money we're about to make: AtariSpatula.jpg For serious profit and stalk enlargement make sure that gets regionalized for the Asian markets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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