GDMike Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 5 hours ago, HOME AUTOMATION said: I guess it's no secret that I've been looking to relocate for over a year now... I may have finally found something that suits my eclectic tastes... https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/apa/d/boerne-nice-shed/7315048797.html ...It would be precious, if I can get a hose!? Well, if you don't have an HOA, you can get that horse. 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 no... no... no... Buffalo...? Poodle...? Horse...? 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 I recognize that guy... 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Wish there were better pics... It looks a bit rustic, I suppose. Although, I do have 2 1/2 Baths... My present locale is becoming a bit too airy... P.S. This is NOT a JOKE!!! 1 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 So, what did you say to the wife to end up out there? .....Did you forget it was Mother's day? It wasnt the anniversary was it?... ....maybe her bday?.... Man, you may never move out! 3 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Schmitzi Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 17 hours ago, OLD CS1 said: I recognize that guy... OMG I never realized that this is Ted Levine ? (Since Monk one of my favorites) And on this pic (above), he looks a bit like Fish, doesn´t he ? 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Fish/Abe Vigoda... 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Schmitzi Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 On 5/9/2021 at 11:46 PM, HOME AUTOMATION said: Fish/Abe Vigoda... ?️? FISH MARILLION ?? 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 My couz liked them ...Sorry, I prefer Fishbone... Couldn't find the SNL version online. 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 They Rap with the best though... P.S. Hit Me! Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 47 minutes ago, HOME AUTOMATION said: Fish/Abe Vigoda... This is, by the way, one of the funniest episodes of "Barney Miller." 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4819890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 A funny show in it's time ...Hal Linden often seemed to play the straight man, though his exceptionally dry wit, seemed to made it work. By chance, when I was around 9 years old, we lived in the same building. One day, I took it upon myself to have a yard sale in front of our Upper west side, NYC apartment. I threw a small blanket and some items out and made up the prices, often only to be educated by potential customers as to the appropriate price range for many of these items. Upon considering the ramifications of my action/efforts, my parents allowed me to continue for an additional few days ...in order to learn the value of work/saving-spending/money(haha). I doubt I made more than 5 or 10 Samolians, all told. A few days later, I found a couple of other kids had taken my lead. They, in my estimation, had a much better selection of items, and extremely reasonable prices, relatively speaking. I got my money and spent most or all of it on... items both essential and necessary for a young man's independent emotional/intellectual and spiritual development. Today I can only recall the small box of incense cones ...about 5cents. Upon learning of my good fortune ...The parental units, intent on depriving me of establishing my own values and judgement, took it upon theirselves to track down my purveyors... and recover my funds, in an obvious effort to teach me the value of money, Ha. Although I am certain that I was forced to spend my hard earned dough elsewhere, I am also certain that no-one ever knew or cared on what, foremost myself. But as was often the case, their plans back-fired, as I am glad to have met the Lindens more formally. Hal seemed to take my cue, and except this behavior with a measured patience, while I and his son played Toss Across, and reviewed Twister. P.S. Curiously, both of our families were in the process of packing for a move to California, and left within a month of each other. 3 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4820157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Both of those are inappropriate games for where I work! Old people playing twister: Left hip green stick fracture! 1 3 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4820176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+9640News Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 More than likely, I will not be on here after this afternoon until next Monday. Will be traveling below Atlanta for a "Fly-In" and camping with about 200 of my closest, hopefully vaccinated, friends. I've got extra cans of diesel I will be carrying with me in the event refueling becomes an issue. 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4821655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Notification from Jameco today: We continue to experience additional delays with congestion in Asia and the West Coast ports. We are also experiencing other challenges in raw materials shortages, IC shortages, and significant labor increases. These challenges are causing the cost of raw materials to rise, and suppliers are passing these costs on to us. We have held off raising prices on many products, but we want to communicate that our costs on specific products will be increasing in the next few weeks. Please take advantage of our on-hand inventory at the current prices while supplies last! Sincerely, James Farrey Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4821704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+9640News Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 I've got product in my webstore that is made in Vietnam as well as Sri Lanka. What used to be product that could be shipped in 2 to 4 weeks, is now 8 to 10 weeks. Most of that delay is tied to Covid issues and manpower shortages. Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4821721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 So, one of my nurses asked me for some bran muffins... I made her some. We have: Normal bran muffins, apricot bran muffins, blueberry bran muffins, and cherry bran muffins. They are muffins of ass destruction. or.. weapons of mass defecation? Something like that. Those are not small muffins either. those are the big ones. Do you think I made too many? 5 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4823584 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ksarul Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 It depends on her personal rate of muffin consumption. If she eats all of those in a couple of shifts without help from the rest of the staff, true weapons of mass defecation they are. . . 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4824107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Ksarul said: It depends on her personal rate of muffin consumption. If she eats all of those in a couple of shifts without help from the rest of the staff, true weapons of mass defecation they are. . . I had been eating FiberOne bars for a while since my regular diet was rather lacking. When I visited family I would buy a box when I arrived and leave behind whatever I had left over (was easier and more sane than packing it for a flight.) During one visit my aunt told me about her experience with the last box I left behind. She ate four bars and "farted all day" then later that night "shit [her] brains out." One bar is advertised as 35% of your recommended daily fiber intake. She went from probably about that in her normal diet to 140% in the course of the few minutes it took her to consume the bars. Her body objected. 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4824247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ksarul said: It depends on her personal rate of muffin consumption. If she eats all of those in a couple of shifts without help from the rest of the staff, true weapons of mass defecation they are. . . Well, for some strange reason, my co-workers did not want very many... The nurse that requested them, however, took home more than 2 dozen of them. Edited May 16, 2021 by wierd_w 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4824259 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Schmitzi Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Do You Love Me ? 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4826110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+TheBF Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Schmitzi said: Do You Love Me ? That's kind of a personal question. No TI-99s were harmed in the making of this video. 2 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4826195 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Schmitzi said: Do You Love Me ? Actually, I am a little bit terrified. 3 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4826287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed in SoDak Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Maybe - if they loved me back. Somehow, I don't think that's in their programming. 1 Quote Link to comment https://forums.atariage.com/topic/346007-off-topic-dumping-thread/page/162/#findComment-4826306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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