I was working on a piece of music. I began composing what I hope to be a long symphony. But who would I want to attribute it to? I needed to think of a fictitious band name. So I began thinking. I thought about the Beatles. Buddy Holly and the Crickets. Then it hit me: The Ants! They will be The Ants! I got bored and wanted to take a break from the Adventures of the Stalk of Celery for the Channel F.

I put what I have on my website, so you can listen to it. If you listen to it, you'll find it's a little less than 7 minutes. And if you listen to it, tell me what you think of it. I guess it will be released when it's ready on the website. This is what I do when I am bored: I compose music. I sit at my keyboard piano thing and plunk out notes and then when I get something that sounds good, I write it down. And then I work around it, building countermelodies and stuff.

I have a hard time naming my compositions. I usually make a list of weird titles. "Return of the Horseradish" won out this time. I worked on this last night. I plan to work on this in around 3 minute intervals. I don't know. I guess I'm crazy.