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So is a taco hat just a hat shaped like a taco, or is it able to detect the subtle forehead movement associated with thinking about tacos Mindlink style, then order tacos via wifi to be delivered to the wearer's house?

 

If it's the second thing, a lot of tacos would be showing up at my house.

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So is a taco hat just a hat shaped like a taco, or is it able to detect the subtle forehead movement associated with thinking about tacos Mindlink style, then order tacos via wifi to be delivered to the wearer's house?

 

If it's the second thing, a lot of tacos would be showing up at my house.

 

 

What if it's a taco that you wear like a hat?

 

But without speakers.

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Another day, another game-related Kickstarter failure.

 

 

Four And A Half Years After Raising $121,000, Skyrim Composer's Kickstarter Is MIA

 

In March 2013, Skyrim composer Jeremy Soule used Kickstarter to raise $121,227 for a new album. Four and a half years later—and stop me if you’ve heard this one before—that Kickstarter project is nowhere to be found. And the most recent update has a wild twist.

 

 

I know it sounds click-baity, but the "twist" is kinda weird and worth reading.

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Now I want tacos. :| I should lock this thread, the temptations for things other than a BOX are rising.

 

I am going to start a fundraiser for the "CPUWIZ Cart", but I won't tell you what it does. Anyone in?

A $5 craving BOX from taco bell sounds good.

 

After the awesome last multicart run you did i would be very tempted to take that risk. Way more than a $300 box. Hell i wish you would redo the multicart #1 for 7800.

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This tread has gone downhill...

 

That depends entirely on whether you like tacos or not.

 

If I were Atari, I'd be worried that my new non-existant console is being completely upstaged by discussions of tacos.

 

I'd love to hear the conversations going on there...

 

Atari employee #1: "We showed them our new Ataribox retro joystick... what did they think of it?"

Atari employee #2: "They thought it was fake. Now they're talking about tacos."

Atari employee #1: "Tacos? Why tacos?"

Atari employee #2: "Someone was trying to decide what to spend their money on: an Ataribox, or tacos.

Atari employee #1: "And...?"

Atari employee #2: "Tacos won."

Atari employee #1: "Why?"

Atari employee #2: "Well, the gist of the discussion was because tacos exist."

Atari employee #3: "I could go for a taco right now."

Atari employee #1: "You're not helping any."

Atari employee #2: "And they made fun of the Speaker Hat again. Actually, there was a pretty funny photo of a guy in an Atari Tacohat."

Atari employee #1: "Did it have speakers?"

Atari employee #2: "No. It was a giant foam taco-shaped hat. With an Atari logo on it."

Atari employee #1: "We need to get our lawyers on that."

Atari employee #2: "I think the logo was just Photoshopped in."

Atari employee #3: "There wasn't enough cheese on it, either."

Atari employee #1: "Why are you even here?"

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That depends entirely on whether you like tacos or not.

 

If I were Atari, I'd be worried that my new non-existant console is being completely upstaged by discussions of tacos.

 

I'd love to hear the conversations going on there...

 

Atari employee #1: "We showed them our new Ataribox retro joystick... what did they think of it?"

Atari employee #2: "They thought it was fake. Now they're talking about tacos."

Atari employee #1: "Tacos? Why tacos?"

Atari employee #2: "Someone was trying to decide what to spend their money on: an Ataribox, or tacos.

Atari employee #1: "And...?"

Atari employee #2: "Tacos won."

Atari employee #1: "Why?"

Atari employee #2: "Well, the gist of the discussion was because tacos exist."

Atari employee #3: "I could go for a taco right now."

Atari employee #1: "You're not helping any."

Atari employee #2: "And they made fun of the Speaker Hat again. Actually, there was a pretty funny photo of a guy in an Atari Tacohat."

Atari employee #1: "Did it have speakers?"

Atari employee #2: "No. It was a giant foam taco-shaped hat. With an Atari logo on it."

Atari employee #1: "We need to get our lawyers on that."

Atari employee #2: "I think the logo was just Photoshopped in."

Atari employee #3: "There wasn't enough cheese on it, either."

Atari employee #1: "Why are you even here?"

Lmao my favorite taco post so far.
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That depends entirely on whether you like tacos or not.

 

If I were Atari, I'd be worried that my new non-existant console is being completely upstaged by discussions of tacos.

 

I'd love to hear the conversations going on there...

 

Atari employee #1: "We showed them our new Ataribox retro joystick... what did they think of it?"

Atari employee #2: "They thought it was fake. Now they're talking about tacos."

Atari employee #1: "Tacos? Why tacos?"

Atari employee #2: "Someone was trying to decide what to spend their money on: an Ataribox, or tacos.

Atari employee #1: "And...?"

Atari employee #2: "Tacos won."

Atari employee #1: "Why?"

Atari employee #2: "Well, the gist of the discussion was because tacos exist."

Atari employee #3: "I could go for a taco right now."

Atari employee #1: "You're not helping any."

Atari employee #2: "And they made fun of the Speaker Hat again. Actually, there was a pretty funny photo of a guy in an Atari Tacohat."

Atari employee #1: "Did it have speakers?"

Atari employee #2: "No. It was a giant foam taco-shaped hat. With an Atari logo on it."

Atari employee #1: "We need to get our lawyers on that."

Atari employee #2: "I think the logo was just Photoshopped in."

Atari employee #3: "There wasn't enough cheese on it, either."

Atari employee #1: "Why are you even here?"

 

I am quoting it, so it can't be modified. I had to walk away for a while, I had tears in my eyes. :rolling:

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