+x=usr(1536) Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 "Internet of Tacos" is not a thing until I can get a taco drone-delivered on demand from my mobile device! Amazon TacoCopter is currently undergoing trials in Providence, RI, Gary, IN, and John Day, OR. If trials are successful, expect a nationwide rollout between 2018 and 2020. Oh, and you'll apparently be able to summon it from a Dash button or add it as an Alexa skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 "Alexa... order me up some tacos." "Tacos have been ordered, and will be there in 20 minutes." Elsewhere... "Siri... order me up some tacos." "I could not find 'Epson Talk Show' in your music. Playing 'Up Town Girl' by Billy Joel instead." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) "Ataribox... order me up some tacos." Insert the sound of crickets, perhaps with a tumbleweed blowing through for visual reinforcement. The person placing the order eventually starves to death. Edited December 4, 2017 by x=usr(1536) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 17 Days... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Sure, we had Burgertime, Pressure Cooker, Pizza Chef... but what the Ataribox really needs is: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 'SIRI, play Ataribox' "Okay, playing Ataribox now. ...Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Historian Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 "Ataribox... order me up some tacos." You know that's not entirely impossible. Amazon has made Alexa available on Linux. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 You know that's not entirely impossible. Amazon has made Alexa available on Linux. Pretty cool your Corporate Masters have Linux running on vaporware. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Atari: Innovative Tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I tried to tell Bixby to send me Tacos. It instead decided to try to share something.. probably with someone named Tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 This is incorrect. All of the ingredients would fall out of the shell. You need something with nothing inside of it for this animation to work: 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Historian Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Pretty cool your Corporate Masters have Linux running on vaporware. Don't believe everything you think. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) You know that's not entirely impossible. Amazon has made Alexa available on Linux. Yes, but Linux (and thus Alexa) still needs hardware to run on. Edited December 5, 2017 by x=usr(1536) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 If you have the box with nothing in it, you could put robot innards and have it battle a robotic vacuum cleaner for the top prize: a taco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Don't believe everything you think. I believe what I think, they ain't got nuttin, otherwise some Russian tweet-bot would be posting images of at least the motherboard. "Isn't it AMDtastic? The TacoAlexaBox is4realz yo, can't wait to play!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Cool. http://www.emuvr.net Pretty sure AtariBox won't be able to do this though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Of course I was. I guess I was tired and had a brainfart. Still 300km, so it's about 180-190 miles. Sorry about that. Don't worry about it. You took a ratio and divided instead of multiplied, or visa versa. Happens to the best of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 "Internet of Tacos" is not a thing until I can get a taco drone-delivered on demand from my mobile device! I had tacos tonight. And when I push them out in 24 hours, that recycled burrito will probably still taste better than anything Ataribox puts out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keatah Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Are you going to sample them to be sure? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I had tacos tonight. And when I push them out in 24 hours, that recycled burrito will probably still taste better than anything Ataribox puts out... You ought to head for a large building with elevators and lots of people and just fart while fake texting or talking on a phone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcoleiro1 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Whats the odds that Fall goes by and nothing happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Don't believe everything you think. Proof or you leave the forum and don't come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Proof or you leave the forum and don't come back. Haha, awesome sig. I think a lot of things I don't really believe, but I am a cretive person. And holy crap you have a lot of posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Haha, awesome sig. I think a lot of things I don't really believe, but I am a cretive person. And holy crap you have a lot of posts! I've been around these parts for a very, very long time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like us on Facebook
Follow us on Twitter
AtariAge on Instagram
Watch us on YouTube
Chat on Discord
Recommended Posts