+GoldLeader Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) You can't spell "announcements" without "tacos". Because then you'd just have "nnunemen". OK, I remember this one. The "Nnunemen" [sic] are a race of long lived beings from Middle Earth; I believe their most famous descendant is Strider AKA Aragorn (Elessar, or sometimes Edelhelharn in Sindarin...The Men of Bree call him "Longshanks" because presumably someone saw his "sword" in the backroom of the bar...The heir of Isildur, he was an amazing warrior, with a nigh indomitable will...Wielding Andúril and often unscathed in the thick of battle,...A Ranger from the North, the one who introduced tacos to Arnor... Edited August 23, 2018 by GoldLeader 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Talk About Creating Obsolescence Then Atari Cried Out That Automatic Crash Obstacle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digdugnate Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Terribly Aligned Computer Object 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Taco Acronyms Can't Obfuscate 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Atari Craptacular Offer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 There's a reason that Assholes on Atariage Can't stop talking about One of the dumbest ideas around. Hey! Listen!! another rocky day for les miserables at atarisa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 That Atari Chameleon Or Something 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The Atari Corp Officially Shutdown in 1996. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digdugnate Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 OK, I remember this one. The "Nnunemen" [sic] are a race of long lived beings from Middle Earth; I believe their most famous descendant is Strider AKA Aragorn (Elessar, or sometimes Edelhelharn in Sindarin...The Men of Bree call him "Longshanks" because presumably someone saw his "sword" in the backroom of the bar...The heir of Isildur, he was an amazing warrior, with a nigh indomitable will...Wielding Andúril and often unscathed in the thick of battle,...A Ranger from the North, the one who introduced tacos to Arnor... Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the taco on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the taco... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 That Atari Controller Obviously Sucks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 There Are Countless Oblivious Suckers 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 That Ataribox Commentary Often Stretches 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+Nathan Strum Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Today's Atari: Cheap Obsolete Stock 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeefy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Jwhyrock's comment seems to have been deleted on the indiegogo's page. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Jwhyrock's comment seems to have been deleted on the indiegogo's page. Funny. Terribly antisocial, culling opposing statements. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 There's a reason that Assholes on Atariage Can't stop talking about One of the dumbest ideas around. Hey! Listen!! Screen Shot 2018-08-23 at 5.56.08 PM.png another rocky day for les miserables at atarisa Dude, I already made millions and millions of dollars on my Atari stock! And I totally have a speakerhat for real, because it's such a great product! Now excuse me, I'm going to go work on my motorcycle. #Atarilife 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Trivial Announcements, Craftily Obscure Smokescreen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Takes All, Creates 0 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercylon Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 OK, I remember this one. The "Nnunemen" [sic] are a race of long lived beings from Middle Earth; I believe their most famous descendant is Strider AKA Aragorn (Elessar, or sometimes Edelhelharn in Sindarin...The Men of Bree call him "Longshanks" because presumably someone saw his "sword" in the backroom of the bar...The heir of Isildur, he was an amazing warrior, with a nigh indomitable will...Wielding Andúril and often unscathed in the thick of battle,...A Ranger from the North, the one who introduced tacos to Arnor... Tacos are embedded into our fantasy stories. The Night King and his Ice Dragon will be defeated by a 2,712.13 lb Taco. There, I just gave away the ending to Game of Thrones. Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's flights away, Arthur and Bedivere had discovered something. Oh, that's an unladen swallow's flight away, obviously. There were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the taco on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the taco... Atari SA - what have you got to lose? You know, you made nothing - you're going to continue to make nothing. What have you made? Nothing 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeEnchanter Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Dude, I already made millions and millions of dollars on my Atari stock! And I totally have a speakerhat for real, because it's such a great product! Now excuse me, I'm going to go work on my motorcycle. #Atarilife Wait what? I though the goal of this thread was to bash Atari....says the new guy who has only read bad stuff here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 That Arse Chesnais Overemphasizes Speakerhats 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 That Arse Chesnais Overemphasizes Speakerhats Ohh haha...Touché! You've not only played the game, but your comment could be read in plain English as just a comment ... And a response to other comments at that! I daresay your comment has touched me deeply...And probably inappropriately but in a fun way... Most people don't use too many of these EmotiThingers... :spidey: :twisted: :jango: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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