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Latest GBA release dates

Interesting, M&Ms: Break 'Em has mysteriously been taken off IGN's list, although the game profile still says 4/30. We'll just have to wait and see on that one, I guess. There are 3 games for May, and 3 for June, so that's good. 4/30 - M&M's: Break 'Em (?) 5/4 - Spiderman 3 5/22 - Surf's Up 5/25 - MLB 2k7 May (no specific date) - Shrek the Third May (no specific date) - Frisbee/Frisbee Golf 6/4 - Deal or No Deal (pushed back from 6/1) 6/4 - Metal Slug (original arcade game on GBA

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ChrisWare

I'm working on a game that's kind of like WarioWare called ChrisWare (the title could change). It's micro-games based on Atari 2600 games for the Atari 2600. So far the game has three levels. Level 1 is based on Pac-Man (get the ghost), level 2 is based on ET (get out of the pit, very easy) and level 3 is Air-Sea Battle (kind of, shoot a duck.) I'll add more games as I think of stuff to rip off

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Yum

Every Monday night that Jay Leno is new, I tape the Headlines segment. It's really funny. People send in the craziest stuff that gets into newspapers, magazines, etc. Here's just a sampling:   Yum.   Yum.   Yum.

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It's over!

For about 6 months. I went to the dentist today, and apparently I don't have any cavities. I don't know how they know that because they didn't take an x-ray of my teeth, but anyway, I can relax for 6 months. Then they'll take an x-ray of my teeth. And after all that, I messed up my teeth by stopping at Arby's and getting some curly fries. They were yummy. Well, anyway, that's it for now.

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Drake & Josh

I updated the GBA 2007 webpage with a review of Drake & Josh. And I didn't badmouth it because of what it was based on, I badmouthed it because of the gameplay. And now I have to review Zoey 101, too! Hopefully all the pain I put myself through gets a good laugh   In other news, GoSub will be released in June. That's a clearer release date than Summer.

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Girly Games

Since it would be pretty odd for me to go in and purchase "Drake & Josh" for my 2007 GBA blog (and website,) I sent Mom out to go out and purchase this game during her lunch half-hour. Right now I forced myself to watch an episode of said show, and the premise is this: Drake and Josh are two high-school juniors who basically get into madcap misadventures, all the time also being tortured by their younger sister. The review of this game on Nintendo World Report is hilarious, and, judging by t

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Flea Market Find

Well, I'm back from the flea market with this:   The only thing I saw at the whole thing that had the Atari logo on it. I saw something Sega, but this Dig Dug thing I couldn't pass up. I think it came off the arcade machine (the same vendor had some screen surrounding glass pieces, but those were way too big for me to take, so I just took home the Dig Dug logo glass. It is now in my room next to the Atari games.

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Meet the Robinsons

Yet another game based on a movie I haven't seen. This is game #4 based on a movie I haven't seen since I started reviewing these things, and apparently almost every GBA game from now on will be based on movies I haven't seen (or never will see.)   Little Dorises are attacking the world apparently, and your job is to kill them. These Doris things are little spider-like robots. Apparently, these things are evil. You can turn the help on or off, with help being like those little talking boxes in

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Top 10 - April 2007

I did something a little different this month: I decided to go with games NOT made by Atari *or* Activision. So here it is: 1. Trick Shot - Imagic 2. Word Zapper - U.S. Games 3. Fast Food - Telesys 4. Frogs & Flies - M Network 5. Frogger - Parker Bros. 6. Kool-Aid Man - M Network 7. Carnival - Coleco 8. Cosmic Ark - Imagic 9. Lock N Chase - M Network 10. Tapeworm - Spectravision   Also, busy day tomorrow. I get to go to a flea market (which probably won't have any Atari games, bu

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M Network games

I was browsing the rarity list and discovered that I could more than double my collection of M Network games for the 2600. Here's what I have so far: Astroblast, Frogs N Flies, Kool-Aid Man, Lock N CHase, Space Attack, Super Challenge Football. There are 8 rarity 2 or 3 M Network games that I want, so I've put an ad in the wanted forums for these: Air Raiders, Dark Cavern, Intl. Soccer, Super Challenge Baseball, Burgertime, Armor Ambush, Adv. of Tron and Tron Deadly Discs.   And lately, I'v

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SXIOPO

When I was a kid, I played a whole bunch of games on my PC. Like CD-Man, a rip-off of Pac-Man. I could never get past the third level as a kid, but I downloaded it recently on my computer that died last September and I beat it. Or take Dr. Sbaitso, the virtual doctor that came with the Soundblaster card. I downloaded this too, but he doesn't talk! Anyone remember Chip's Challenge? Or howaboutz Jezzball, the kind-of Qix clone? I was 14 when the N64 came out, which is the console that I remember t

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More Kindercomp

I've expanded my educational game a little, and there's only one option now, and that's a lowercase/uppercase letter-matching game. I'll put more lowercase letters in if I can bankswitch using the multisprite kernel. You cycle through the letters kind of like in Hangman. In case the multisprite kernel doesn't work with 8k or larger games, I'll have to give up on it because it's too ambitious for just 4k.

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Wal-Mart Vs. Donna Summer

You know that 1975 song "Love To Love You Baby"? Well, I found it at Wal-Mart. It was only $5.88, so I bought it. And apparently Wal-Mart has no beef against it, even though there are, well, let's just say "noises not appropriate for 12-year-olds." And there was no censorship in any way, surprisingly. I thought said "heaviness" would be deleted from the album's title song, but it wasn't. I just wanted to see what Wal-Mart would do with the song, seeing as I heard they censor music. But apparentl

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Kindercomp!

When I was young (very young), I had a Commodore 64. And one of the games for it was Kindercomp. Doing a quick search for it on Moby Games (the link), says Spinnaker also made it for Atari 8-Bit and ZX-Spectrum, among a few other systems. What I want to do is make a Kindercomp-style game for the Atari 2600. Here's what I have for the title screen so far. It's a little over 2k. The guy is playing a flute (and NOT smoking a cigarette), and to make sure I added notes coming out of the flute. I want

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Monday

Hey gang, it's Monday night, time for Headlines, that is, if Jay Leno is a new one tonight. And apparently the guys from MST3K are reuniting to do a new DVD series about making fun of movies! The first one comes out July 10, and I can't wait! I also getted a couple of DS games, upping the total to 71. I pretty much think I have every significant DS game except for Lost In Blue 1 and Final Fantasy: Chocobo Tales. And I didn't want to reserve the new Pokemon game because I don't know which one to

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So it begins...

I was going to go to Best Buy today to get a GBA game, but thankfully I looked in the paper and their ad said Closed Easter Sunday. Yep, it's Easter, one of the two days where everything is closed. It doesn't seem fair to me that people who don't have to go to church can't go to a store if they feel like it. I can see the point of closing the store (so Christian employees can go to church services all day, and people who celebrate Easter can be with their families), but I wish everything doesn't

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Cold & Hot

I looked in the sports section of the newspaper, and apparently the baseball game of Detroit vs. Toronto was postponed because of cold weather. Meanwhile, we're flirting with record highs here in western Oregon. What does that mean? Yesterday it was around 77. Today's supposed to be the same, around 80. And then tomorrow the cool down begins, with 50's and rain. And the folks in Maine are going to have a white Easter. Now I've got to log off because my computer automatically needs to be restarte

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Baseball's Back?

Here in Salem, we have two minor league teams. The first, the Salem Stampede, is a minor league basketball team, who in their first few years here, have been sub-par. The second, the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes (the Keizer part is because the stadium is in Keizer), is a minor league baseball team who won the NWL title last year. And with all the talk about baseball being back because of it being spring, I checked the Volcanoes website to see when the season started. Mid-June! Guess it's a few more mo

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GONFIACB Madness!

I've decided to have two levels, one wide falls and one narrow falls. And the two keep alternating until you lose all your lives. Why? The jumping fish. He's so cute and I didn't want to lose him (I even added a noise for him.) That, and if the falls get any narrower than what I've got here, it'd kind of be impossible to navigate on the faster levels. Again, tell me what you think (too hard, too easy, just right?) I haven't gotten to the part where the falls alternate, so the narrower falls just

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Lost Lost In Blue

I got 2 DS games today: Purr Pals and Big Brain Academy. I was going to get Lost In Blue 2, but I figured what good would it be without the first one? So I went to both Gamestops in the mall downtown and while there were plenty of copies of Lost In Blue 2, there were no copies of the original. So I looked at the kitty on the cover of Purr Pals and couldn't resist getting it for my collection. I'm more of a cat person than a dog person, anyway. Also, Big Brain Academy was only $20. I also got a s

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Still Going Over Niagra Falls

Here's some more screens of Going Over Niagra Falls In a Cardboard Box, what the heck, here's the latest binary and .bas files. A note about the files, when you die (hit a rock), it repeats the death noise twice, but you don't lose a life. Every time I hear Niagra Falls mentioned, I always have to think "Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..." (It's a 3 Stooges thing.)

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Important GoSub announcement

I've been thinking a lot about the Atari spirit, as well as the spirit of being nice and generous. I don't know the logistics of receiving money off homebrews sold at AtariAge, but what I want to do is take all the money from GoSub and give it to a charity. And my charity of choice is the Willamette Humane Society, a humane society located right down the road from me. It's a kind of small humane society, but they do good work for animals, and I just want to help them out. I don't want to be a gr

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I Hate April Fools' Day

It's such a ridiculous holiday, purposely hurting other people's feelings for the pure joy of some stupid holiday started by a bunch of idiots hundreds of years ago. If I could. I'd abolish all celebration of it, punishable by the death penalty. It could be that I don't have a sense of humor, it could be I have a short fuse, it could be because i'm so g------ gullable, heck, it could even be that I'm just plain a mental case, but for just some reason it really ticks me off. And for what? To feel

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Let's get out our 7800!

I went to Game Crazy to trade in my games. They took most of them, but not quite all of them. They didn't take any of my Atari games, but that gave the two guys that were working there to get their 7800 out of storage and play Pac-Man for the 2600. Their controller wasn't working quite well as I could see, but they were remarking how far video games have come since the 2600 was out. And people ask me when I ask a store I'm at about Atari "do you still have one?" meaning still as in if I've had i

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Quickspot not spotted quick

...or "What I did while the forums were down."   I went to Best Buy and got Quickspot and Dragon Booster. I got Dragon Booster cuz it looked interesting and it was only $15. Quickspot was only $20 and I've been wanting it since it came out because I like quirky titles (like Trioncube. Namco/Bandai have been cranking out quirky titles for the DS for a while now. I wonder what the next one will be. So now I have 66 DS games, and I'm beginning to experience a lull in the collecting because now I

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