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The best banana joke in the world.

I'm posting a giant picture of a banana so the joke doesn't come up in the preview panel. Don't they look yummy? And they're dead! That's a plus.   I had to wake up at 9 a.m. this morning because I had to go to the pharmacy. While I was there, I restocked my food because I ate most of it. I have decided I don't like the chicken nugget Banquet meals. They put this stupid brownie in there. I say remove the brownie and replace it with corn. But what did they do? They replaced t

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Banana jokes.

Here are some more banana jokes I made for that banana joke book I was making. I discovered it when I was going through my computer when I was bored so I thought I'd work on it some more. What is the name of the banana you stepped on? Gre-gory.   What famous Brit used to open bananas sloppily? Jack the Banana Ripper.   What game show offers a banana slicer as its grand prize? “The Slice Is Right.”   Woman: “Help! My banana is on fire!” Firem

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Going Bananas update

I decided on the third game for this. I am going to attempt to put in a fly swatting game. After putting in the code to display the game and sprites, I have about 600 bytes left. So I will try to put that in 600 bytes. I first drew a table with a banana on it, but then I decided I couldn't do that because I also needed to put in the sprites as well. After I attempted to put the sprites in, I was left with this: The plan: So the flies are fruit flies and they move around randomly (like

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Back to the banana joke book

I discovered a couple of banana jokes I had written down on paper so I wouldn't forget them. That made me think of the banana joke book I was making and it wouldn't get finished if I didn't work on it. So I made a way to finish it quicker: I put a couple more spaces between the jokes so instead of 6-7 on a page, there's usually 4. This upped my page count as you would expect, to around 20. I was aiming for 100, so I'm 20% finished. I would really like to print a couple of copies from a pro print

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That didn't last long.

I tried to get my Pokemon Mini game so it wouldn't do this sometimes: But I have decided to give up on that because I can't. Last night I had an idea for a banana joke (for my banana joke book). I lived dangerously: went to sleep and hoping I wouldn't forget all about it. I woke up a couple of hours ago and just now put the following joke in:   What color is your back when you slip and fall on a banana peel? Yell “Ow!”   Too bad it's only one joke I thought up

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It's no joke...

It's actually a lot of them. I have screwed my sleeping habit up really bad now. I've been sleeping for a few hours every few hours instead of sleeping for 12 hours straight. Now it's 1 a.m. and I am awake now. So I tried to come up with some banana jokes for my banana joke book. I had one idea for a joke, but I apparently was in a really jokey mood because I filled up two pages' worth! Here's a sampling of my midnight work.   What month should you open a banana? Sepstember.

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Banana joke book update.

It's almost 1:30 a.m. I can't sleep. So what do I do? I remembered my banana joke book. So I open it up and begin writing more banana jokes. Here are some more banana jokes. How do they judge the bananas at the banana contest? They grade on a curve.   Why was the banana a bad pitcher? All it threw were curve balls.   What disease did the banana get? Curvy.   Did you listen to the song about a big banana? No, it was too long.   I ju

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